Hey, guys. First off, obligatory holiday pic.

Second, and more obviously - Happy christmas! Go out and open some presents, enjoy some sweets, spend time with friends or family, or whatever you feel like. You do you! And hopefully, that'll be in the best possible way.

Love y'all. Take care of yourselves.

*something about how ISIS will come and rape our women, kill our gays; somehow turns into something about genital mutilation*
Only the girls get their genitals mutilated.
Well, the guys are circumcised, and I consider that genital mutilation.
Pilar, you do realize that both of your brothers are circumcised?
So is Blake.

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U know
That last blog

the ship has sailedd

Fluffquius (or whatever u wanna call it I don’t mind) is a thing

Yes. Arquius. 💙

It is Nightmare Night again. The Dark Season has begun. I am sitting here at my computer and listen to this beautiful, horrific nightmare and let myself get swamped into the dark territory of a soulless underground place filled with spiderwebs and horrifying monsters that gather and lurk in the dark.

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Source: https://derpibooru.org/images/3168907

Another year, another entry for the Cozy Glow contest. I’ll continue supporting the contest as long as the group hosts it, but I know going in that I don’t write the kind of stories the judges are looking for. They want dark & edgy and I don’t really write anything that falls into that category.

One of their metrics is ‘how sharp are the teeth?’

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Huh.

GUESS YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S A LIVE READING HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH- liked, commented, subscri-

"All according to plan~"

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A while back--and I can’t be bothered to check my notes or my blog posts where I might or might not have announced that this was a thing that I was going to do--I mentioned that I was catching up on some of the Prompt-A-Days that I missed back in the day.

I seem to recall someone complaining that it was going to be a second-person fic.

Deal with it, someone.

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You will be sorely missed.

Recently, TheJediMasterEd posted a blog about how the classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 "Names from Space Mutiny" running gag could be mined for awesome pony gangster names. I relayed a related tale of personal hilarity in comments, and have gotten multiple requests to

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One other interesting aspect of the Royal Guard queue is that it encourages me to read stories I’d been putting off reading; if a story I’ve been putting off reading ends up on the list, I’ll frequently end up checking it out to see what I’ve been missing. A number of today’s stories came up in this very way.

Today’s stories:

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Well, fuck it. I've been trying to make this funny or witty or something, but I just couldn't make it. There's no angle. So just -- fuck it, y'all are getting the raw unfiltered thing.

I've graduated.

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I reviewed more than 15 stories yesterday. Today is the second set; you can expect still another tomorrow.

Today’s stories:

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This is an idea to create a MLP game, BUT support is needed. We need more programmers and 3D animators in particular.
Thanks for considering!

And if you can't help, please spread the news!

guess what show i just started watching!!!!!!!

oh my gosh this show is so stupidly great i'm addicted

i think 12 year old me would be completely obsessed

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here's why

Let me just say, that pun. That was a fun something, with some interesting things to note.:3 As always, unto the thoughts!

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