Before I start off, let me just say I'm going to fangirl for a bit.

You've been warned.

Le Link

*Clears throat* Commence fangirling in......

3....

2....

1....

I'm so happy for these two love birds!!

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Defect, defect,
Straight as an arrow,
Don't sleep in your fear,
Mayday,
Mayday.....

Standin' on the stairs,
Cold, cold morning!
Don't sleep in your fear,
Mayday,
MAYDAY!

STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW,
DON'T SLEEP IN YOUR FEAR,
MAYDAY,
MAYDAY,
SO LOW,
SO LOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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So, way back in the day, I had a semi-satirical "bucket list" of sorts for Fimfic in my head. It had all sorts of little goals, a lot of which I've honestly met at this point, funnily enough, but somewhere near the bottom, around "get device heretic-senpai to notice me" (and later "get device heretic-senpai to stop noticing me") would have been something along the lines of "Write something worthy of making it into the Sweetie Belle Chronicles."

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If it's not school work or something you're getting paid for, fuck deadlines lol

-NavelColt, 2021

If you love both the MonsterVerse AND the Kung Fu Panda franchise, then this fanmade music video is for you!

‘Tis the season for love—and love gone down the garbage disposer.

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Q: HOLY SHIT DARF IS THAT REALLY YOU?????
A: You know it, puddin' pop. Let's do hand stuff like the old days.

Q: Why aren't you on your old account?
A: This applies for all my accounts: I forgot the password, and I can't do Forgot Your Password because I sold my last email address to a phisher for food money. No, I lied, that money was spent on meth, not food. Don't worry, I've long stopped using it! I'm coping with heroin addiction though by smoking weed.

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...someday. With second worst villain: Starlight Glimmer as the warden.

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I rarely do these things but the cause I feel is good. Wanderer D is a good friend of mine and needs help funding himself to do a year course to help him have a brighter future and to look after his boy. I understand everyone is broke and everyone is struggling but if we all throw in a dollar each we can help a good guy and loving father out.

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Whoo, another not-a-contest fic! This one from D-20 and quite the surprise to me. . .

TShortcomings

• MLP: FiM
• Slice of Life

Short Changed, a pony in the human world trying to make an honest living.

• OC

D-20 · 1000 words  ·  57  5 · 569 views

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We'll be starting shortly, and we have a very special guest who is not at all intimidating, Wanderer D. Yeah. That's right. Don't ask me how, but we got him, it's happening. So come drink with us on a damn Thursday, be fun, swear a lot, and ask questions as we try desperately not to say anything that will get us banned.
God... I... man I hope I don't get anybody banned.

-Pencil

This... this isn't Canterlot

WHERE AM I

Yes, believe it or not, I have a life, and that life is calling for me to do stuff. Gonna be gone for about a week because of this stupid summer camp thing.
I know a lot of people (only like, one or two users) lost their shit when I last dropped off the radar, so don't be surprised that I'm gone.

_{Source: AlwaysDressesInStyle}

My birthday present to the site. That's right, it's my birthday and I'm giving everyone else a present.

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NOTE: I am not a lawyer. This is not legal advice. If you have a legal question, consult an actual lawyer. Telling a judge that a well-read dragon on the internet told you it was okay is not going to fly.

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