“All unicorns build doomsday devices!” Those five words were words that Twilight Sparkle never expected to hear next to each other and in that specific order in a sentence.

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I have a boyfriend

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I asked him out at 1:30am this morning

So yeah.

How was your guys's Christmas?

So I poured myself some whiskey and what felt like two seconds later, my dad came into the room where I was drinking. I was sitting at the dinner table and put the glass between my legs. When I miraculously had the chance, I ran up to my room and finished the whiskey. Now I'm drunk. I feel pretty chill but know I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow. I normally stick to a finger to a finger and a half of whiskey, but this time I had about 2 fingers. Wow I'm trash.

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Hey, guys!

So I haven't been very active in blog posts 'n stuff lately. Been a lot of real life stuff keeping me busy, namely actually spending time with my friends (cause, you know, that's what this show is all about promoting and stuff) and a girlfriend and stuff. And stuff. Lots and lots of stuff.

But you guys don't care about that, nor will I bore you with it. You're here for horse words. And wouldn't you know, I have some for you.

Soon:

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GO FOLLOW HER

SHE IS AN AMAZING FRIEND, REALLY KIND AND ENCOURAGING, AND IS ACTIVELY BLOGGING AND COMMENTING ON OTHER BLOGS

SERIOUSLY

SHE'S THE ONE WHO GOT ME INTO FIMFICTION

GO FOLLOW HER NOW!

love ya lauren

I'd rather drink the hooch with my friend. If she comes, she'll have to drive home and there's no way I'm letting her have a drop of alcohol. She just took a nap so she may or may not come. I'm fine with that, though. Nothing's as bad as that time I threw a birthday party and nobody came. Yes, it actually happened. It also happened another time, but it wasn't a birthday party. I'm kind of used to this shit now so it's ok.

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do YOU like Strawberry Sunrise? do YOU like changelings? do YOU like that weird sort of fic that I write where I can't adequately summarize? do YOU like clickbait summaries because pls pay attention to this fic, I'm very proud of it? If you answered yes to none or more of the above, come check out this fanfic I wrote!

TThe Many Lives of Strawberry Sunrise

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

Most new ponies feel alone when they first come to Ponyville, but Strawberry Sunrise is far less alone than she thought.

• Death
• Changelings
• Strawberry Sunrise

Silent Whisper · 8.4k words  ·  90  2 · 825 views

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*I sit in front of a big, fancy chair in the middle of a big fancy old room while in front of a fire place while wearing red robes and smoking a pipe*

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[10:53:09 PM] KittyKat Noote: and now i just learn why people hate sword art online
[10:53:42 PM] KittyKat Noote: "You go from strong empowered female character to LITERAL tentacle attack!"
[10:55:12 PM] marikazemus34: It goes from "Compelling situation that shows what people can really become in a life-or-death situation..."
[10:55:36 PM] marikazemus34: to "I'M A GAMER WHO GETS ALL THE CHICKS EVEN THOUGH I'M SUPPOSEDLY ANTISOCIAL AND AWKWARD ACCORDING TO THE AUTHOR!"

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Here's your introduction to one of the finest singers to debut in Equestria today: Babs Seed.

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Because I have nothing better to do, I have taken the liberty to find wigs that work well for MLP characters for your cosplay/ costuming needs.

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So this is just a silly little thing, half-meditation, half-political theory about Equestria. I'm sure nobody but me will find this interesting, but... yeah. :P

The human had long since accommodated themselves in Equestria. They'd met the mane 6, gone on an adventure, traveled the world, all that jazz. Now, they found themselves in Canterlot, face to face with the Princess of the Sun herself, with a single question on their mind.

"How?"

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I sincerely wish you all a happy and Holy Christmas, and I hope you and yours are all doing well with many happy returns for the new year and beyond.

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It's been three years and almost exactly 4 months since I started a project, and some odd change (11 days) after that I announced that I had started on it.

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No seriously I've been locked in my room forced to code, what year is it? But, work aside I come bearing a new episode HUZZAH! This week we uncover the horrible truth behind ponyville in Tired Old Man's "Letters From an Irritated Princess". Now this video is a tad different as the fic is freaking long and still going. So this is a first part in the series

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