When finally found a story but the Author is terrible at updating stories:

Hey look, a famous story... Wow, it's so awesome!!!

Two years later:

Where the Buck is the update... Oh shoot, its canceled

"i always wondering what's Nightmare Moon looks like and i want to see her with my own eyes... but when talking to you, face to face Nightmare Moon I realized the reason why, you always carry that same look that I know… the look that represented sadness, and it's so annoying…" said Darkness Blade as he looking at Nightmare Moon catlike eyes.

Nightmare Moon couldn't help but open her eyes as much as she could at such words.

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Kakyoin's Theme [Noble Pope]

"I did not mind controlled by nightmare moon but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whorses. I wish I was the mind-controlled colt you think I am. I wish I had enough magic to kill for the whole pack of you.

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My previous comment on aristocrats, only 10x louder.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws

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I will be starting work on updating Aftermath of the Blanks this Friday. I will also be writing corrections to Aftermath, Family, and hopefully I will be able to start making corrections to Battle of the Blanks hopefully by the end of my deployment.

But for now, an Aftermath update will be coming. Expect an Anon writes a shit fic update too. I'm aiming for chapter completion in 2 weeks.

Oh no, I have blood in my alcohol system!

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Now with 200% more mecha!

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Got an amazing comedy Gummy fic idea and immediately went to the keyboard. So prepare yourself for “Gummy Tries to Get Warm”, hopefully coming out this Friday.

After that, I will resume a story I have been working on for weeks now; it has mostly been planning until last week. A CYOA (Choose Your Own Adventure) story starting Twilight, Starlight, and Celestia. More about that in a later blog post.

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Stuck In Place is back for another scary and horny trip through the zombie-consumed wasteland that Ponyville might one day be. This time, I'm tackling the best and newest ship to come out of the final season. Rarity X Gabby. Can the griffin escape this sex zombie apocalypse.

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Hey everyone

For fans of 'Twilight Sparkle Falls In Love With Sand,' we now have an audio reading, courtesy of The Mystery Fluttershy Fan! Take a listen!

At some point this is all going to come crashing down, but we aren't at that point yet.

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Exactly what the title says.

I am a superstar!

“Okay. It’s almost warmed-up.” Sid sang, turning his head back to the group. “Are you guys ready to– Huh?!”

The toilet paper from each of the Mane Six’s magic-proof traps continued unwrapping until they gave enough strength to rip the rolls off.

“How did you get out of those?! They’re two-ply!”

“Maybe you should check your traps more often!” Rainbow Dash replied, shooting small balls of paper at Sid with a straw.

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New story has been submitted.

Royalty for a Day

I'm hoping for some feedback for my story as it's my first time with both Luna and Pipsqueak as the main characters. I had some help with the accents for Pipsqueak but I felt like my Luna wasn't quite there.

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After months and months and MONTHS of going through auditions, writing the script, finding the cast, getting all the art, finding sound effects, AND DAYS AND HOURS OF EDITING.... Episode one is FINALLY HERE!!!

Now I have to write the script for episode 2 and FINISH THE FREAKING FANFIC!!!!!!!

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Done by Seventh Heaven and I!

Check it out HERE: Our Story!

Uuuuugh I feel diabeetus flowing through me already.
I've written a cute little comedy, completely clean except for a few swear words. What's worse? It's of someone else's OC. And Femanon. Terrible, I know, right??

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So, one of my stories got featured, so that's cool and all. But you guys, SERIOUSLY, check this other fic out that's totally ten times funnier and stuff!

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I know I recently said I wouldn't write any more oneshots for a while, but I couldn't help myself with this one.

TWhy Do We Have Guards?

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Luna has been considering the matter for a while, and she can't put her hoof on why. Confused and irritated, she goes to her sister in search of enlightenment.

• Celestia
• Luna
• Royal Guard

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(This story features the best OC I've ever written.)

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