Well it's happening. And not just pony either! Spoiler alert: One involves gordon ramsay and a neko, and another involves snape and the teletubbies. YEAH. Like I said, we're going hard for this month's Shitfaced Shitfics. :)
Come join us right now, grab a drink, and let's get effin WEIRD!

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

-penacil

Yes... Deadpool and Luna banged. I'm very sorry for that. Here, have Gifs from Star Wars: The Force Awakens... with Garlic Bread.
http://cheezburger.com/781061/star-wars-gifs-list-adding-garlic-bread-to-the-force-awakens-is-the-best?ref=whatspopularvotes

I was looking for something weird (seriously don't ask) when I came across this:

I wasn't really sure about it till about close to a minute in when "AJ" tries to comfort RD.

RD: "No career! No relationships! No hope!"

AJ: "You could say the same thing about me!"

RD: "I was talking about you!"

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Given that there seems to be a pretty good lull in my family emergency right now, and that I have the chance to relax, this seems like a pretty good time to go over a few things that happened yesterday that I probably need to acknowledge.

First of all, my most recent story 'Hope Sinks' is not only my most hated story ratinsgwise, but it also ended up in the bottom 10 stories of the day. Bottom 5 at one point I think. You know how that fucking feels??

...Pretty. Damn. Great.

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HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF FARORE!!!

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HAH, who has time for sleep when there's writing about ponies to do!?

Here night owls, have some new LOOTSOO! (Living with Twilight Sparkle is Weird for all you plebs.) Hope you enjoy it. It has a little vomit. And a baby.

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So, how about those leaked shorts?

I ship it hard.

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Go here, listen in, we drink and be stupid! On a Thursday!!!

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Should be fun and dumb.

-Pencil

It's been a while, and I like writing these, so have something... a little depressing. At least it makes me laugh. Hope it makes some of you giggle too. Or cry. Whatever.

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Go read it here, and then wait another month for an update or something.

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Fuck, didn't realize you people liked Living with Twilight Sparkle is Weird so much.
Well, It's here.
It's not the one I was originally going to do, but you guys wanted new LWTSIW, so here it is, and it's kind of historic.

Enjoy.

-Pencil

Okay you bastards, I'll write a damn Spike story.
Happy?
You won't be when I'm done.
-grumble-

In other news, it's podcast day again, today at 4PM PST! Our guest today is Seventh Heaven, who needs to git gud at cooking. Oh, and he writes too I guess. ANYway, come ask him questions and harass us here:

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

The drinking words are going to be intense today. I'll see ya there, and have a nice Friday.

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Podcast day is here again, so you know the drill. Today our guest is Majin Syeekoh who's written some pretty interesting shit you should check out. You can come ask him questions, shitpost at him, harass all of us, get your rhino needs, and drink along with us using our drinking word of the day. It's a great...horrible time.
Please don't leave me there alone.

Seriously though, it begins at 4PM PST (in about half an hour) here:

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Gynecologist Anon is done. You can read Spreading The Love by going here: Don't say I didn't warn you.

This is way longer than it should be. It did things I neither wanted nor expected. But gods if it doesn't feel like a true Anonpencil story.
Read it, have a laugh, have a puke. I'm going to have a drink.

-Pencil

GO HERE: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Get ready to hear me talk shit about Canada. A lot. And drink.
Which is ironic because, you know, I actually really like canada and poutine and hockey and bears and moose and decent immune system medical studies that are making genuine strides.
Anyway, happy firday, come join us and be shit with us. Ask questions. Tell us we're terrible. It's great. Sorta.

-Pencil

I didn't have a lot of time, but this was a fun simple thing to write. Glad I did it. It's been too long since I've updated.

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I'm sitting with our guest, Pickleless, in discord, and what's going on in here...oh. My fucking god. Oh my god. This is going to get so distressing today in so many ways. Tune in. Listen to me openly weep on podcast.

Just go here now and ask questions and weep with me: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

-Pencil