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I just finished reading the first book in a trilogy yesterday. Devices and Desires, Book 1 of the Engineer Trilogy by K. J. Parker. The first book was a little over 600 pages long. It's not uncommon for people to take pride in completing things that, in the grand scheme of things, don't really matter. Finishing a video game, a TV show season, a really long book. Why do we do that, I wonder? Why do we sometimes push ourselves to finish something frivolous, even if we're not really

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The next chapter is being steadily chipped away on Just blame conflicting schedules with me on the night shift and working six days a week since the Fourth of July but it has at least passed the halfway point.

And becuase youve all been good ponies and waited patiently. Have a paragraph

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As the title emplies, were looking for someone decent at editing

Send either of us a PM if youre intrested

Not a fan.

Like really not a fan.

AHHHHHHHHH!

What is going on!?

So much to take in!

And this is the opening two episodes! What's going on the rest of the season!?

All hail Queen Twiggles!
(Yes there's still Cadance but let me have this.)

Anybody else cold?

A little whiskey helps, even if it's the type that tastes like bonfire smoke.

Going against nurse's orders, and I'm in enough pain to not be bothered about numbing myself a little. (Not that those at The Apathy Centre actually care enough anyway). Care to join me in an evening tipple?

Pull up a bar stool, we're watching Futurama tonight! Going through the entire seasons! We're on Season 8 so far!

Well Damn. (source)

Pretty cute kids. Too bad I hate writing about college students.

Oh wait. I fucking love writing about college students!

Aw yeah. Let's get brainstorming.

PS I know my Smart Cookie University stories are full of OCs but they're great. You should read them.

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1. So the ponies are all now so easily turned to racism after living together in peace and harmony for 1,000 years and seeing NO SIGN AT ALL FOR ALL 9 SEASONS that the 3 tribes have any lingering divisions. What utter bullshit.
2. The bell can steal magic... like everything else lately.
3. Discord sent them to get the bell, knowing what it could do... and knowing they're evil villains...

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So, news of a different color.

https://www.equestriadaily.com/2019/11/hasbro-presser-reveals-new-show-title.html

Yep, the new show.

Now, from the looks of things, I'd say this probably isn't G5. G4.5, if you like. I'd say this is a series of shorts, not sure if they're canon to the original MLP FiM show or not.

I'm not a fan of the art style, just going to say this out loud here and now. It's too... well, reminds me too much of Teen Titans Go. Joy.

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I know what you're thinking, "Cracked, how could you ask that? Of course, the show is a masterpiece! Otherwise, why would any of us be here writing and coming up with new stories about it?” Point taken, but I want to take this moment to really examine it. Now, I know that this show has been talked about and analyzed to death, and done it again, but I want to at least talk about something that as far as I'm aware of hasn't been discussed. In that, from a critical eye, what about this particular

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Hey, guys! Mr. J here!

Quick announcement: my movie review for "Law-Abiding Citizen" is postponed until tomorrow. Reason is that I had a fantastic time in going out to lunch with my mother and taking an hour-long walking exercise around a central park on a hot, sunny day. I'm really tired because of that, and I wanna have a nice, relaxing evening to save my remaining strength.

With that said, here is my review list for August--aka, MonsterVerse Month!

Aug. 6th—Godzilla (2014)

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Hey guys! Once again, I have returned.

Today, I shall be reviewing “Sofia the First”.

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What's up, peoples?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for my 20th analysis on a TV show, I'm gonna be reviewing perhaps the best modern sitcom ever: "iCarly".

Here's the summary of it:

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July 2nd—Alien (1979)

July 9th—Aliens (1986)

July 16th—The Crow (1994)

July 23rd—Strange Days (1995)

July 30th—Law-Abiding Citizen (2009)

TV Show reviews

July 1st—MLP: FIM season 8 episode 4 “Fake It ‘Till You Make It”

July 8th—Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

July 15th—MLP: FIM season 8 episode 5 “Grannies Gone Wild”

July 22nd—My Life as a Teenage Robot

July 29th—MLP: FIM season 8 episode 6 “Surf and/or Turf”

I wanted to write a story with no one holding the Idiot Ball, ever. I hope I was successful. I also like to read other stories with characters who don’t became suddenly moronic just to push the plot somewhere. Unfortunately this leads to my current aversion to the original show, canon characters hold the Idiot Ball too often for me to be comfortable.

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