More Starlight and Trixie shenanigans? Learning more about the new Changeling culture? Red and black character?! There's no part of that I don't like!
“‘Tuney, stop it, that isn’t going to work.”
“Oh, it’s not, is it? Then I guess I’ll have to teach you another lesson.”
“What?”
“Always enter a fight with a plan B!” Fortuna then tackled him, causing him to fall over with a shriek.
“Okay guys, you know why you’re all here?”
“Uh... You called us here.”
“True. But, that’s not why I called you here.” *Walks over to a board* “We have a new target. Him!”
*Tilts heads in confusion*
“Uh... The U.S. pentagon?”
*Looks over* “Oh s**t. Wrong one...” *Scrambles on the board* “This guy!”
“Ohh!”
“That Pentagon.”
“Yes Sting, that Pentagon.”
“Welcome all to another Epic! Rap! Battle! Of! Equestriaaaa! Today we have Pharynx Elytrooon verses Thorax Glydeeer!”
“I still don’t know how you two talked me into doing this again.”
“Because you’d win any kind of physical fight.”
“And this is more fun! Okay, let’s start!”
“Ugh…”
"Remind me again why I agreed to this?"
"Because you love Apex and Ocellus?"
"Yeah! Don' you love us Uncle Pharynx?"
"Okay, sure, but why does that have to equal me helping you make cookies?"
"Because it's fun!"
"Besides, you were the one complaining about there not being any cookies for your tea party-"
“Okay, so do you both understand the rules?”
“Yes.”
“Yes, mom.”
“No sass mister. Okay, ready?”
“You’re going down, Elytron.”
“That’s what you think, Stinger.”
“Epic Rap Battles of Equestria! Venom Stinger v.s. Pharynx Elytron! Begin!”
Listen up, Ven, who you think you’re dealing with?
“Walking down the hallway, totally inconspicuously…”
“WHO BUILT THIS SHRINE TO ME IN THE HALLWAY?!”
“Walking faster!”
“Nothing’s going to change, okay Bell?”
*Kisses his cheek* “Mhm.”
“We’re still going to pretend we absolutely hate each other.”
*Nips his chest fluff* “Yep.”
Cover art once again done by my good friend, RacingWolf
Over the past few months I've chipped away at this passion project piece by piece. I'm glad to say that it's finally finished. 
Pharynx looked at the Fangs. “So, what are you’re Nightmare Night costumes?”
Blue held is head up. “I’m a special operations soldier.”
Broken stepped up. “I’m a bloodsucker.”
Mitchell was next. “I am a black widow spider.”
Then Kydra. “I’m a Wonderbolt.”
Mantis. “I’m a tank pilot.”
Stinger. “I’m an insane doctor.”
Dagger. “I’m the killer from that Nightmare Night movie.”
Then Hive. “I’m Captain Foresight during the Battle of Fort Hyaline.”
The others "ooh’d" at him.
Another collaboration with the fantabulous BezierBallad is upon us all. 
Remember my most recent blog post? Well that was alluding to this fic, which me and Bez have spent just over a week on trying to perfect.
Thank you Bez, it’s been a pleasure workin’ with ya once again! 
Well, maybe not “once” again… 
Pharynx walked around, grumbling to himself.
The Fangs looked over. “What’s wrong Phar?” Kydra asked.
He shrugged. “I dunno... just work up in the wrong side of the bed.”
“I know what you need,” Zenex said, an excited expression on his face. “Snuggle Fangs!”
Pharynx’s eyes widened. “WaitnoIdon’tneeda—”
Crash!
The Fang Gang had piled up on top of Pharynx. He grunted. “G-Guys! Get off of me! I don’t need one of your stupid 'Snuggle Fangs'!”
*Looking out window wishfully*
"Uh, dad? You okay?"
"I'm fine Pharynx, just thinking..."
"About what?"
"I wasn't there for you..."
"Oh, this again."
"Phar, shush. Go on dad."
*The Changeling Hive, 14 years ago*
"Go on Phary, just talk to him!"
"Tuney, no!" *ducks under Fortuna, hiding behind her forelegs* "He doesn't like me anyway..."
"You won't know that until you go see! Now shoo!" *gently pushes him towards Hivehunter*
"Eep!" *stumbles and bumps into Hive*
"Oof! Hey!" *glares at Pharynx* "What do you want?"
“You don’t fear being alone in the dark. You fear NOT being along in the dark.”
“...nice to know...”
Listening to the audio of Unleash the Magic from Equestria Games is rather empowering. The music from G4 is so underrated.
For instance, while being about Crystal Prep peer-pressuring Sci-Twi into ‘unleashing the magic’, I can’t help but - without the video - imagine Queen Chrysalis (close your eyes, and imagine—they have a similar ‘tone’).
Within the Changeling Hive, a single, wry voice echoed from a familiar room, while hushed voices whispered outside it.
"Ow! Zenex, you're on my tail!"
"S-Sorry..."
"Guys, shush, I can't hear-"
"I still don't think this is a good idea, it's an invasion of privacy-"
"Papa, hush."
"Wait, guys, I think they're doing it again, shh!"
Pharynx: I have no pronouns, please do not refer to me.
So, this is something I imagine Tempest creating when she meets Thorax, Pharynx, and Ember (I might also mention it in my Descendants of the Isle series-keep an eye out for that little easter egg)
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