Baking (Or Trying To)

"Remind me again why I agreed to this?"

"Because you love Apex and Ocellus?"

"Yeah! Don' you love us Uncle Pharynx?"

"Okay, sure, but why does that have to equal me helping you make cookies?"

"Because it's fun!"

"Besides, you were the one complaining about there not being any cookies for your tea party-"

.//////////. "Y-Yeah, okay, okay, I'll help, just shut up!"

"You're having a tea party? Can Smoldie and I come?!"

"...Thanks a lot Thorax."

"Heheh...oops?"

"Uncle Pharynx, wha're you gonna do wi' tha' spoon? Don' we need i'?"

"You can use a different one. This one's going up Thorax's flank!"

"Ahh!" *runs*

"Get back here!" *chases*

"Should I go ge' Gran'pa Mety?"

"Nah, Thorax'll be fine. Now, come on Apex, now that the children are gone, you can lick the mixing bowl!"

"Yay!"

Comments

[Melody Song]

5477377
*Tackles Thorax to the ground*

"Ahhhh! P-Phar, no!"

[BezierBallad]

5477377
Oh my God, I gotta go get Dagger!

[Melody Song]

5477381

5477382
*Shrieking*

*Grinning manically*

[Melody Song]

5477385
"I-I don't think this is what Pharynx is going to use the spoon for!"

*Chuckles evilly and rams it in*

*Shrieks loud enough to break glass*

[BezierBallad]

5477386
Yeesh—

[Melody Song]

5477387
*Giggling* "Did I do good?"

*From the distance* "Oh great, now there's glass in the cake batter! Who screamed?!"

[Melody Song]

5477388
Yep

[Melody Song]

5477390
"What, give you the spoon?"

[Melody Song]

5477394
"Here." *walks over, trying to hold Apex back from the bowl* "Apex, no! There's glass in it!"

"Bu' you sai' I could lick i'!"

[Melody Song]

5477397
*Bottom lip trembles* "Y-You a'e the cookie ba'er..."

"I-It's okay Apex, we can make more."

*Holding a whimpering Thorax down* "Wasn't that the last of the flour?"

*Whimpers*

[Melody Song]

5477400
"Uh, you might want dad to help you with that first..." *gestures to bleeding mouth*

[MlpHero]

Heheh

[Melody Song]

5477402
You like it?

[MlpHero]

5477403
Yep

[Melody Song]

5477404
"Yeah, no. Sting can probably help, Thorax needs to go to the infirm anyway."

5477405
"The good news is that was bucking hilarious to do. The bad news is Thorax screamed so loud it made the kitchen window break and now the cookie batter has glass in it."

[BezierBallad]

5477406
Should we tell him you shoved a spoon up his... you know?

[MlpHero]

5477406
Oof.

[Melody Song]

5477408
"I mean, I think it'd be obvious what happened."

5477409
"Yep, it's a real shame."

[Melody Song]

5477412
"Then why are you bleeding?"

[Melody Song]

5477415
*Blinks*

[Melody Song]

5477417
Heh