MLP Incorrect Quotes #9 · 12:09am Dec 19th, 2021
“Walking down the hallway, totally inconspicuously…”
“WHO BUILT THIS SHRINE TO ME IN THE HALLWAY?!”
“Walking faster!”
“Nothing’s going to change, okay Bell?”
*Kisses his cheek* “Mhm.”
“We’re still going to pretend we absolutely hate each other.”
*Nips his chest fluff* “Yep.”
“Just because we’re exclusive doesn’t mean I’m giving you preferential treatment.
*Nuzzles* “Of course.”
“You’ll need to keep at least a three foot radius away from me.”
*Steps back* “Like this?”
“What? No. What are you doing? Get back here and keep kissing me.”
*Has headphones in*
“You’re honestly the reason I live and breathe.”
“Sometimes it scares me how much I love you.”
“I honestly wished you returned the feelings.”
“You make my heart go wild.”
“I can hear you you know.”
“What the buck-how?!”
“You see, just because these things play music doesn’t mean they’ll block out someone shouting love confessions to my face.”
“Did you know that one in every four people is gay?”
“That means one of us is gay.”
“...”
“...”
“I hope it’s Pharynx.”
“Pharynx is cute.”
.////////.
“I have something to tell you.”
“Well then get on with it.”
“Pharynx, hush.”
*Takes deep breath*
“I’m lesbian.”
“I’m glad I was sitting down for that.”
“...And I’m dating Smolder.”
“If you’ll excuse our astonishment.”
“Tempest, please be quiet, you’re no better than Phar. Ocellus, we’ve known for a while.”
“You have? But-how?”
“It’s as if one of us lives in the school and teaches your girlfriend self defense.”
Is it just me or did Pharynx and Hive switch brains for a second?
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*Giggling*
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Where?
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The fourth one.
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They can have similar feelings for each other
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huh
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Mhm
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What?
Hehehehe
Lots of Gayness
Perfect
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Nothing
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Hehehehe
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*Snickering*