Target · 4:09am Jul 15th, 2020
“Okay guys, you know why you’re all here?”
“Uh... You called us here.”
“True. But, that’s not why I called you here.” *Walks over to a board* “We have a new target. Him!”
*Tilts heads in confusion*
“Uh... The U.S. pentagon?”
*Looks over* “Oh s**t. Wrong one...” *Scrambles on the board* “This guy!”
“Ohh!”
“That Pentagon.”
“Yes Sting, that Pentagon.”
“So, why are we hunting a fifteen year old?”
“Because Broken, he’s been terrorizing a poor changeling.”
“Wait. Why are saying ‘a poor changeling’? His name is Ocu—”
“I’m sorry Dag, but that name is anonymous and if you say aloud, you will be shot.”
“...”
“I’m kidding! Look, the point is, we are going to take him down!”
“And why exactly?”
“He’s fifteen, and already committing arson.”
“Okay, I was fifteen and scored a perfect score on my military exam.”
“He burned Ocellus’s house down ya d**k!”
“Wait, he burned Zenex’s girlfriend’s house down?”
“Dude, Flutterwings is my girlfriend ya d**k.”
“Okay, can we stop saying d**k?” *Pauses* “F**k.”
“Okay, who even placed a bounty on his head?”
“Oh, Bez did.”
“Wait, you mean Bezier placed it?”
“Nah, I’m just saying that so we can blame her if anything goes wrong.”
“...”
“I’m kidding! Melody placed it.”
“No way, we know Melody or Bez didn’t place it.”
“And Oculus sure can’t afford it...”
*Punches Dagger* “Shut up, Dagger.”
“Okay, I placed the bounty, but only because I was mad.”
“Okay, but still. That’s f**ked up.”
“You’re f**ked up.”
“F**k you.”
“F**k yourself.”
“Okay, can we stop saying the word 'f**k'?” *Pauses* “S**t.”
“Okay look, we’re not doing this.”
“Yeah, f**k you.”
*They walk out*
“...Why did Tempest only get one line in this, and it was just to curse me out?”
*sigh* You guys, too?
5309064
Eh. To be honest, this is just a regular Tuesday
Well, I'm looking forward to this. Though I do not appreciate almost being thrown under the bus
Oh shit ._.
5309067
*Points at Dagger*
“Dude!”
5309068
Yep. That just happened.
5309070
well sign me up! This is moi type of thing! *le determined*
5309069
Relax, I ain't gonna kill ya. And I want in.
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“I mean, it’s not like we can do anything. He’s fifteen, that’s illegal.”
Dude, everything you do is illegal.
“I—... Good point...”
5309073
I feel the need to point out that I am also fifteen and can make it look like a simple teenage brawl.
5309074
“True. But, our policy states that civilians can’t really join us on missions.”
5309077
Then I'll appear randomly and join in. So I'm not technically 'with you'.
5309078
“I guess that works...”
5309079
Yeah. Either way, I'm getting in on this. Pentagon deserves it.
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5309079
“Guys... Maybe I should handle this.”
5309082
Oh alright. Can we at least be the backup?
5309082
Okay then. Pack it up fellas, we’re going home.
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5309084
“I know you guys wanna help, but Oculus is my best friend.”
5309086
Okay then. We’ll make our leave.
5309086
I know...but we care about him too...
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“If I end up getting hurt, I don’t want you guys to be in the same state.”
5309089
“Bez, we’ve been in more danger than the Mane Six, I think a teenage terrorist is nothing.”
5309089
I get that...but creatures have already been hurt. Maybe not physically, but being emotionally hurt still leaves a scar. And if we are hurt, it won't be your fault.
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5309090
“*sigh* I guess.”
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“Alright then, we’ll be on our way; just remember: you have friends close by.”
5309092
I mean, you can take care of it first and foremost. You're his best friend, we won't begrudge you Pentagon. But I for one want to be there, even if just as moral support.
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5309098
“Well, thanks.”
5309101
Naturally
5309101
Of course