Hello, friends! My name is Lemony Cutewhistle.

I am probably a normal pony.

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Editing thanks to Aquaman and Masked Ferret.

After taking a nice relaxing nap, Tom the Rock sees that Bloomberg is right in front of him. He nervously starts to talk to Bloomberg but Bloomberg feels the same way. One thing leads to another and they have a lot of fun and have tree/rock sex. Then they have a child and live happily ever after.

After the daily mountain of paperwork that results from the insanity that is Ponyville, Ivory Scroll has had enough, and has made a list forbidding things that Ponyville citizens are forbidden from doing. A one shot of surprisingly epic proportions, written in the dead of night.

After a bad incident that leaves you in a coma you find yourself in Equestria where you discover the love of your life, Twilight Sparkle.
*Warning! this fanfic has been known to cause brain cancer in the state of California.*