Celestia loves her little sis - but family has a way of making it difficult sometimes when very bizarre secrets are unveiled.

Tonight is one of those nights.

There's not much to say about this stupid little thing. I was searching the archives for another greentext I wrote and stumbled back upon this one that I had forgotten about. It purely came about as a result of seeing the cover pic for the first time.

Said cover pic is by Tomatocoup

It is not difficult to grasp the notion that Rainbow Dash has very little in the ways of scientific or thaumatic knowledge. But, sadly, that doesn't stop her from having ideas. It especially doesn't stop her having ideas that are based on the assumption that she does have some amount of scientific or thaumatic knowledge.

In short: try not to be within ten miles of Rainbow Dash when she has ideas.

Cover art (and story inspiration) courtesy of Irusu.

Reading by Rainbow Infinity Readings.

Russian Translation by oranzinispegasas.

Everyone who knows Pinkie Pie knows that she is always on the quest for fun and excitement.

Well today, that excitement involves a written scroll, foretelling a lost treasure somewhere within the city of Canterlot... or so Pinkie claims.

Nevertheless, Pinkie is determined to solve the riddles and find the treasure she believes is valuable.

With help from her friends along the way, can Pinkie really discover a priceless plunder? She'll swear off on cupcakes before she gives up.

The mere thought of Pinkie Pie having a day where nothing happens threw wide the Pancelestial Passages to Pinksanity and produced this tall tale of culinary adventures and true love instead! -- In other words, Pinkie Pie invites Fluttershy over for pasta and wheatballs. Grab a fork and join in, the sauce is about to get real!

Also on: Equestria Daily and Deviant Art

Pinkie sets out on a quest to determine which of her friends makes the softest pillow.

Thanks to 6-D Pegasus for writing one-fifth of this story and for proofreading.

Thanks to Forcalor for pre-reading.

Cover done by IrradiatedPirateBooty.

Translated into Chinese by Nova Twinkle, available here.

Now with two readings, one done by Rainbow Infinity Readings, and one done by Pony&Wolf Productions.

Pinkie Pie argues with a lamp. What more is there to be said? She's proud of her parties and refuses to take any of that lamp's criticism.

This is just something random I wrote to get rid of stress. This is not meant to be taken seriously at all.

During a recent accident, Pinkie Pie was forced to go to the hospital where she was exposed to X-Rays...she then discovered she was more than a normal mare. She was part mare....and part skeleton. A skeleton mare! Twilight seems convinced that she's just a regular mare, or at least as normal as Pinkie could be.

Tendies are all Fluttershy wants in life. She will stop at nothing to get her hands on that succulent goodness.