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Nov
5th
2012

Electile Dysfuntion 2012 · 1:54am Nov 5th, 2012

For us bronies here in the colonies, Election Day 2012 is fast approaching. I encourage everyone who is old enough to get out and vote Tues. November 6 for the candidate of your choice.

I'm curious to see where my readers fall politically, so I made a poll. I would encourage you to take it and let your voice be heard.

You can find the poll here.

It includes these four questions:

1. Who are you voting for on Tues. Nov. 6?

2. Now, if the election took place in Equestria, who would you vote for as president?

3. Who should the vice president of Equestria be?

4. Let's go back in time to the founding of Equestria. Who should lead the ponies as president / vice president?

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1. You
2. You.
3. You.
4. You.

CIA

475175
I second that

I'd rather vote for Discord. Chocolate rain and cotton candy clouds pretty much ends world hunger, plus anarchy isn't so bad.

1. Smarty Pants
2. Smarty Pants
3. Smarty Pants
4. Smarty Pants
Just trying to save our country here.:trixieshiftleft:

I hate politics. Want my opinion on the American political process?

I'm voting for Lincoln.

Poll doesn't work... I'll just do my answers here:
1.) Barack Obama (if I could vote)
2.) Most likely Celestia, I mean she's handling Equestria pretty well
3.) Twilight Sparkle (I mean come on, she's Celestia's student)
4.) For president in the old times... Well... Celestia is immortal so she's still the president, and VP should be Star Swirl the Bearded or somepony

HA! I'm Canadian!

I don't have to deal with Romney's bullshit!

I'd vote Obama, if only because I really can't trust Romney after 'Chaos On Bullshit Mountain'.

475186 *Bro-Hoof* Damn straight

1.Cortana
2.Fancy Pants
3.Big Mac
4.Starswirl

475188
I fixed the poll. So you should be able to vote now. I never considered Twilight for Celestia's VP. That's a pretty good pairing, but I thought I'd mix things up a bit in the poll.

1) Cthulhu. Why vote for a lesser evil when you can vote for the greatest evil of them all?
2) Smartypants
3) Celestia (The real power behind the throne!)
4) Smartypants the Eternal Ruler of Equestria (Before he was transmorgified into a cloth doll)

I hear enough politics every day in real life. I dont want to bring politics into ponies.

475179I'd have to partially agree with you there. Really the only bad thing about Discord was change. The only reason ponies fear him is because he represents change. I mean, his chaos never did any actual harm to anypony. If anything, they were just a bit of an elaborate joke.

Well, onto my opinions.
1) Not voting. Even if I was another 8 months older, I wouldn't vote either way. In my opinion, both candidates are complete crap.
2) Princess Luna. I think she would do nicely as head of Equestrian government.
3) Twilight Sparkle. She has awesome organization skills.
4) Discord. For reasons stated above.

And if you were asking for human candidates for Equestrian government, here's my answer to that: BUCK NO! I choose neither. Both candidates are morons that would send Equestria into a dark age worse than if Nightmare Moon, Discord, and Chrysalis ruled together.:twilightangry2:

Will you give your own answers at the poll's conclusion?

You know, it's not the people who actually elect a president. Officially, it's the electoral college that decides.

A little fun fact brought to you by Twilight Sparkle. :twilightsmile:

Romney. Definitely. He might not be trustworthy, but he's way, way more competent than Obama ever was.

Hey, for anyone who isn't voting just because the one candidate that most aligns with your views isn't perfect, remember this: a vote for a thrid party or no vote is a vote for the other guy. Romney's not a perfect conservative? Obama isn't liberal enough? Guess what? Like it or hate it, one of them is going to be president. Vote, people.

475198
I agree with you on both candidates being crappy. Having only two options for our nation's future really pisses me off.
Also, vote Discord 2012! Why go with the lesser of two evils when you can have the best evil. America deserves the best!
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1. Gary Johnson the Libertarian candidate
2. Luna
3. Big Macintosh
4. I don't know but even the worst choice would be better than the so called "choices" we are being given

475226
Well said. Not voting is as good as voting for 'the other guy.'

475196
Well, technically, Cthulhu's not evil. To him, all humanity is an insignificant, meaningless distraction; he's a wholly alien, amoral being. I do agree that he'd make a killer president, though.

Damn politics, or rather, damn partisanship.
Oh well, I voted last week for Romney. Would never vote for Obama (same thing I said 'bout Romney last presidential primary...) & I didn't know anything about the other candidate until I voted, so all that was left was Romney...

475227YEAH!

475233Well then I'm glad that I'm not old enough to vote. Now I can sleep well knowing I don't have to put up with that crap. Though no matter what, I have a feeling the future is screwed.:unsuresweetie:

475222
I do like competency...

As bad as some people think Obama is, his vice president is worse. I wouldn't trust Joe Biden to change the batteries in a flashlight correctly, let alone run the country. I'd like to see Obama voted out, if for no other reason to keep Joe Biden as far away from the presidency as possible.

So now you know my preference. I'm for Romney.

Either way our economy's screwed. Why? Because Obama and Joe Biden aren't prioritizing things correctly. Heck, I'm surprised the US government hasn't crumpled and incinerated into small ashes. :facehoof: We are just plummeting into a deep hole and hopefully Romney will be able to help us, because Obama hasn't done anything significant. I'd like to see him kill Osama rather than just receive credit for what others have done under his name. What do you think? Consarned politics. :ajsleepy:

1) Hate them both, but hate Romney a little bit more.

2) Krastos the Glue Maker.

3) Pinkie Pie.

4) Chancellor Puddinghead.

Ulch, politics.

475198

Yet his stained glass window depicted him puppeteering ponies above flames. I hate this about all the Discord-sympathizers, as bad as the NLR zealots. He is -chaos- just because he was light and fluffy with his destruction of the landscape and everyone's personal lives this time does not mean it would have stayed that way. Some days he might help them, other days screw around with them, and maybe for fun make them fight or turn them inside out and let them run around like that until they expired somewhere. You cannot be "Refined, Pleasant Chaos", there's no such thing. It completely violates the principle of what being chaotic IS. When he was ruling Equestria, things were apparently so bad that Celestia and Luna had to take him down. They don't seem the type to be power-hungry throne-snatchers, so it had to be for a damn reason.

But no, all the Discordites will go on about is how chocolate rain isn't hurting anyone, and a little change up isn't bad. Because they don't want to bother thinking about the true nature of Chaos or what consequences even his most minor actions would bring. He sure doesn't care about 'details' like that.

No better than the NLR fools going on about how Nightmare Moon was just misunderstood and Celestia's some evil tyrant. Nightmare Moon was an abomination, Luna's darkest thoughts and negative emotions drew an evil entity named Nightmare to her and it preyed on those feelings to possess her, per Lauren Faust herself. Eternal night would have meant the destruction of Equestria, and genocide of ponies. Discord, NMM, and Chrysalis were -true villains- who would have either destroyed or enslaved all of Equestria in either neverending misery or a grisly end. Gotta use some basic reasoning here, can't just go by exactly what happens on the screen because it's meant for little children, and there are just some things you shouldn't show them.

Also, Obama for president, Celestia is my spiritual savior, Twilight and Luna co-vice. Clover and Puddinghead for Founding Council.

475190
The riots that will spawn if romney is presedent will spread to canada faster than quagmires stds to a hooker

Poll completed.

I'm too young to vote this year, unfortunately. My first time voting will be the mid-term elections in 2014. :applejackunsure:

475227
Glad you support me...

All glory to Pinkie Pie

:pinkiecrazy:

If I lived in the US, which I don't I would vote

1. Obama. He seems to be the lesser of two evils. Romney is making so many mistakes that show how out of touch he is with common American

2. Trixie for President. She isn't afraid to call it like it is, and will always let you know what her honest stance is on any policy, a trait sadly lacking in modern politics.

3. Applejack for Vice President. a strong level head to balance out Trixies overwhelming ego

4. Unicorns for Founding presidents - Princess Platinum and Clover.

475308Dude, I never said any of that stuff. Well, some of it yes, but not all of it. I never said Celestia was an evil tyrant. She did what she thought was right, even if it meant banishing her sister to the moon. But Nightmare Moon was misunderstood. The only reason she came about was because ponies didn't appreciate her night that she worked so hard to create. And when she tried to show ponies how beautiful her night was, they called her a villain. They were no better than Luna, if not worse, for indulging themselves in their own pleasures. They did things that would be acknowledged, yet Luna was never recognised for her mastery of the night sky.

Also, with Discord. I will say right now, even without him, there is chaos. There will always be chaos, and there is nothing that anyone can do to change that. And think about this. If Discord did do all those harsh things on a daily basis, then that would soon become the norm. All anypony would have to do is give the chaos a chance. But no, they see chaos and they freak out because of the slightest change to the societal norm.

And for the record, I am a servant of chaos. And a loyal vassal to Nightmare Moon. Slander their names, and you shall pay.:twilightangry2:

Ok I hate politics but here is my opinion
This election is not going to end well if either candidate wins the whole republican and democrats or whatever those two call themselves are tearing this country apart there is no neutrality or equal
A house divided cannot stand and this is why I will move to Canada I hear it's waaaaaayyy more peaceful and less hated


1. Not gonna Rep or Dem that's for damn sure :twilightangry2: Probably some third party (gonna look into it tommarow night!) Namely because my own party did not nominate a presidential candidate :pinkiesad2:

2-4 Well.....I like the way it is.......All hail the Princesses! :twilightsmile:

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Bless you, Krushnazag!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO TO VOTE FOR IN REAL LIFE. I know nothing about them, and I would vote for Celestia for Equestrian president with Luna as the vice, tis' an easy choice.

475751 And Commander-in-Chief doesn't really mean anything either unless you can convince Congress to declare war. And even then, the President isn't going to be directing military maneuvers, the generals are. He'd just tell the generals what he wants them to do.

Ron Paul for president!

Im sorry but twilight and pink for a few resons but im keeping that o my self as far as really people...............:twilightoops::facehoof:

BOOM TO THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for both :flutterrage::flutterrage:

:heart::heart::heart:

i hate politics

As a non-American it would appear to me that you as a country is in a very problematic financial situation (see: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/United_States_public_debt), largely due to earlier republican governments, with the tax-cuts they've promised financed with non-existent money and all the wars you run. Should China decide they want their money paid back, you'd be broke. Handling the country under those conditions, regardless of political party seems like an almost impossible task, but considering that I think Obama has done OK so far. Like you Bronystories, I am sceptical about Biden, however.

Seeing that Romney has promised to cut taxes further, in a time where your only sustainable option for the future would be to raise taxes to pay off your debt (or at least to keep it from growing further), I don't think you can afford a republican government at this time.

I'm not sure how much you follow how your politics is documented by the world outside the US, but in several polls, both in my country and in many others worldwide, Obama has by far been chosen as the best (out of two bads, some would say) to lead the country for another period. Here in Sweden, the percentage of people who wanted Obama over Romney was 91%. Ninety-one-percent.

Then again, you are only offered two candidates, two large parties, with relatively similar opinions (considering what's out there in the rest of the world). It's almost as if someone figured it would be better to spare the American people from having to make such tough decisions at all :raritywink:

I voted obama last time. refuse to vote for either. I'm tired of voting for the lesser of 2 evils. going to vote for some local candidates and issues I do care about but president I'll pass on it. but hey end of the worlds coming soon so maybe we will be spared lol

475308

Ah, Aurora. I really am very thankful whenever I see your avatar. I don't believe I've yet disagreed with anything I've seen you say.

Thanks for being here, being vocal, being you. It really uplifts my day. :twilightsmile:

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