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  • Friday
    Cerulean Voice's "Essenza di Amore" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    [Ed. Note: The Royal Canterlot Library will be taking next week off for Bronycon!]

    You'll grow to love today's story.


    Essenza di Amore
    [Adventure] [Drama] [Alternate Universe] • 53,665 words

    Orphaned as a filly, a young pegasus named Kaviyayu is raised by an adoptive Earth pony family in a secluded, peaceful village. When a strange unicorn drops by the village, Kaviyayu and the other foals are captivated by her tales of the world, as well as her various spells and illusions for their amusement. But there's something about the way she doesn't speak of her own family ... how she never removes her traveller's cloak ... how she seems to take a very strong interest in Kaviyayu ...

    Who is this mysterious mare, what does she seek, and just what is so special about that pendant she wears?

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    8 comments · 690 views
  • 1 week
    NaiadSagaIotaOar's "Who We Are in the Dark" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Today's story, unlike its protagonist, doesn't have to cheat to win your heart.


    Who We Are in the Dark
    [Equestria Girls] [Romance] [Tragedy] • 11,505 words

    [Note: This story contains sexual themes.]

    Adagio, who everyone knows is an immortal sex goddess, is determined to give her girlfriend a perfect eighteenth birthday. If only she weren't secretly a virgin, it would be easy.

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    16 comments · 1,395 views
  • 2 weeks
    Mr V's "Sweet Little Lovely: A Gothic Romance" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Today's story ticks along to a sweetly chilling conclusion.


    Sweet Little Lovely: A Gothic Romance
    [Romance] [Dark] • 14,993 words

    [Note: This story contains scenes of blood and gore.]

    Everyone in their sleepy little town knows that Marvelous, the clockmaker, has eyes for only one mare - the beautiful Little Lovely. Despite her mysterious illness and his amusingly obsessive nature, there's no question that they make a perfect couple.

    But when the truth of Little Lovely's affliction comes to light, Marvelous begins to realize that her true beauty is ... on the inside.

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    3 comments · 1,307 views
  • 3 weeks
    Chris' "Wyrmlysan" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    As the Royal Canterlot Library says farewell to Chris, we welcome RBDash47, creator of the original Pony Fiction Vault, to our fold!

    You're destined to like tonight's story.


    Wyrmlysan
    [Tragedy] • 3,322 words

    Prophecy is a dangerous game; meanings which are obvious can become obscure in an instant, and fates are laid bare only in hindsight.

    After the fall of Discord but before the rise of Nightmare Moon, a dragon breaks the peace between its race and ponykind, and Princess Luna flies to mete out justice.

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    8 comments · 1,587 views
  • 4 weeks
    Einhander's "Royals" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Today's story is a rarity: a rich romance between an unexpected pair.


    Royals
    [Romance] [Sad] [Slice of Life] • 14,210 words

    Rarity always wanted to be Lady Rarity. Over time, it became more clear it was not meant to be. But she's fine, she's got a successful business in Ponyville, her fashion line showing in Manehattan and she has her friends, even if most of them are moving on with their lives. A prince sweeping her off her hooves was just not meant to be.

    So how in Equestria did she end up on a date with the richest pony in town?

    Confusion, feelings and wine mix for a potentially explosive, heartwarming (or rending?) evening, along with a pinch of generosity.

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    4 comments · 1,794 views
  • 5 weeks
    brokenimage321's "Celestia XVII" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    The crowning achievement of today's story is a look at some royal growing pains.


    Celestia XVII
    [Drama] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe] • 56,413 words

    Being seventeen is hard — especially if you happen to be a Princess.

    I'm Princess Celestia, but everyone calls me Cece. My life has been crazier than normal lately — my big brother Blueblood is a selfish jerk, my best friend Twilight just moved away to Ponyville, and, oh yeah — Nightmare Moon turned out to be my long-lost somethingth-Great Aunt, Princess Luna. No biggie.

    But, no matter how my life is going, I'm still Princess. I've gotta keep it together. Somehow. I can make it at least until the Grand Galloping Gala in a month-and-a-half ... right?

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    8 comments · 2,934 views
  • 6 weeks
    Metool Bard's "The Truth Hurts" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    With today's story, idol hooves are the devil's workshop.


    The Truth Hurts
    [Dark] [Sad] [Slice of Life] • 4,914 words

    Lightning Dust has been in a bit of a rut ever since getting kicked out of the Wonderbolt Academy. Day after day, she's been sticking to a strict exercise regimen under the guidance of Cloudsdale's premier personal trainer, Haymaker. Her hope is that she'll unlock her true potential and show Haymaker how awesome she is, thus prompting him to use his connections to get her back into the Wonderbolts. No matter how many times Haymaker tells her it's impossible, Lightning simply refuses to listen.

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    11 comments · 2,010 views
  • 7 weeks
    Phaoray's "Complex Apartments" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Today's story drives home the difficulties of odd roommate choices.


    Complex Apartments
    [Equestria Girls] [Drama] [Romance] [Sad] • 9,829 words

    Choosing an apartment to live in is important and requires good planning. Location, needs, cost, a lot must be taken into account when looking.

    One girl looks to her animals and peace, hoping to have a quiet, fun time with her friends as she goes through high school. For her, the apartment is cheap, comfortable, allows pets, and is close to school. Perfect!

    The other is looking to take over a high school, enslave everyone inside, and bring war to another dimension all in the name of proving her mentor wrong. A small, cheap apartment near the school to plan in is all she needs.

    Fluttershy really should have met the neighbors before signing her lease...

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    4 comments · 2,119 views
  • 8 weeks
    Minds Eye's "Extra Sprinkles" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Donut skip today's story.


    Extra Sprinkles
    [Slice of Life] • 2,801 words

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    4 comments · 1,804 views
  • 9 weeks
    AdmiralTigerclaw's "Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger" [Royal Canterlot Library]

    Today's story arrives from the past to look at the future.


    Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger
    [Adventure] [Sci-Fi] [Human] • 66,605 words

    The star system Omega Centauri was just another oddity on a map to scientists in the not too distant future. However when they found the star was orbiting an earth-sized, earth-like planet instead of a black hole as its motion had suggested, a mission was scrambled to investigate this most unusual of celestial behaviors.

    Hamstrung by politics, and nearly crippled before it began, the 'Lone Ranger' mission was reduced to just one crew member and left to his own devices.

    These are the logs of Arrow 18 and its lone commander. This information is classified TOP SECRET by the Global Space Agency.

    Do NOT tell the princess.

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    35 comments · 2,676 views
Jul
29th
2017

Author Interview » Tumbleweed's "The Prisoner of Zebra" [Royal Canterlot Library] · 12:33pm Jul 29th, 2017

Today's story will exceed your expectations, whether it wants to or not.


The Prisoner of Zebra

[Adventure] [Comedy] [Romance] • 22,964 words

Flash Sentry: hero, heart breaker ... and self-admitted coward. For the first time, he details his own undeserved rise to heroism (as well as the trouble such a reputation brings him) in his own words.

FROM THE CURATORS: It's no secret where this story traces its roots to, but don't make the mistake of thinking that this is just another rip-off.  "The whole Prisoner of Zenda tribute is excellent. Tumbleweed made the right choice, taking the general idea as a start and then breathing new life into it, making it its own thing," said PresentPerfect.  And Augiedog said, "This is also the perfect crossover 'cause it doesn't assume the reader has any familiarity with George MacDonald Fraser's Flashman books but still captures the essence of those books so well."  And even past its two major inspirations, the story is chock-full of clever allusions, both obvious and obscure.  Chris asked, "Wait, is that a Golden Harvest reference?" while PresentPerfect wondered, "did you catch the Icarus reference?"

There's much more here than "just" a trove of adaptational comedy, though.  Chris said, "the footnotes are full of subtle metahumor and other worthy commentary."  Soge particularly liked the take on a coward protagonist, saying, "Flash fits really well into a "good natured rogue" role, being incompetent and vain, but not really malicious."  PresentPerfect agreed, and also noted how this choice helped tie the story to Equestria: "Flash Sentry makes a perfect womanizing coward (which oddly fits the bare minima that qualify as his canon personality)."

But above all, the selling point here is the comedy mined from the "hero"s reluctance, and that was where we focused much of our appreciation.  PresentPerfect called it "hilarious at every turn."  Soge appreciated the character humor, commenting, "how he contrasts with the far more well adjusted Canterlotian society was really good, as were his thoughts about his position."  And Augie singled out the tone: "what the author does here is perfect, mixing a certain snideness with a large amount of self-awareness and no real desire to change."

Read on for our author interview, in which Tumbleweed discusses floundering woobies, uncaught thieves, and social commentary ninjas.


Give us the standard biography.

Typical midwestern nerd of many fandoms. Occasional adventurer. Fanfiction writer. Fairly boring otherwise.

Started watching the show & writing silly fanfic about it back in 2011. It’s Blueshift’s fault.

How did you come up with your handle/penname?

It’s a handle I used on some long, long defunct fan-chat stuff, back when I was a kid. I wound up using it as my Fanfiction.net username … which I then went ahead and started posting Pony fanfic on after letting it lie fallow for several years.

Who's your favorite pony?

Applejack is my favorite pony, but I have to admit Rarity is best pony. Which may be why I write Rarijack.

What's your favorite episode?

Luna Eclipsed. I got into the show midway through Season 1, and then found myself floundering (along with the rest of the fandom) for a couple of months until Season 2 came out.

Back in the early days of the fandom (get off my lawn, kids!) there was a lot of ‘woobie luna’ fic/art/whatever going around, but Luna Eclipsed was the first look at ‘canon’ Luna, and it was fucking metal. I’m not saying I laughed to see so many headcanons come crashing down (hell, it kind of ruined some of my own ideas I had early on), but it was one of those cases where the folks running the show came up with something far more interesting and generally awesome than the fandom zeitgeist at the time.

Plus, who doesn’t love a Halloween special?

What do you get from the show?

Not as much as I used to.

Really, it’s just one of those things where I’ve gotten older, and busier, and so on. When I first really got into Pony (and started writing fanfic), I was teaching ESL abroad — which made English-language entertainment somewhat hard to come by. But I had a speedy internet connection, and YouTube, and there you go. Watching each new episode became something of a highlight each week. Plus, watching the nascent fandom glom onto each new little detail or character from each week’s new episode was fascinating — particularly when the fanon started to influence the canon (Derpy, Lyra/Bon Bon, etc).

I’ve been back in the US for several years now, and with the way life goes, I only really delve into pony cartoons every once in a while. Even still, I’ve always been a fan of quality animation, so I still enjoy the show when I can find time to sit down and watch.

What do you want from life?

To have stories worth telling, and an audience who’d like to hear them.

Good beers help with both of these things, so we’ll throw those in too.

Why do you write?

For fun!

Or, well, ostensibly, writing fanfic is practice for writing original fiction that I could theoretically pitch to a publisher someday — and while I have a few scraps and manuscripts I’m plugging away at, I’ve found I’ve become rather good at writing silly pony stories. Huh.

Still, I’m the first to admit stuff like The Prisoner of Zebra is just a labor of love, because the Venn diagram between “George MacDonald Fraser fans” and “Bronies” has gotta be really, really small.

What advice do you have for the authors out there?

“Good artists borrow. Great artists steal.”

It’s one of those great quotes that’s been attributed to a good half-dozen people, at least. Still, it’s good advice — but one that should be taken with a grain of salt. I’m not saying you should go out and start plagiarizing (far from it, really). Rather, the real key is to put enough of a unique spin on established tropes and such to really make it your own. Be a master thief, the kind of debonair type who doesn’t get caught.

So read. Voraciously.

Humanity has thousands and thousands of years worth of stories — there’s no way any single person can read them all, but you can at least familiarize yourself with their building blocks (‘Tropes,’ as it were) and see them in action. A good writer takes in as many different experiences and as much information as possible in an effort to shake all that up and produce something new, yet familiar.

Read the classics (or at least the Cliff’s Notes). Read a bunch of non-fiction. Watch Jeopardy until you can start answering the questions with a high degree of success. Build a working knowledge of the greater cultural ‘canon’ (Warner Bros. cartoons like Looney Tunes & Animaniacs are surprisingly good for this) and then steal from that stuff as needed.

And, y’know, write a lot of stuff and eventually some of it might not be terrible.

What made you want to turn Flash Sentry into the Pony version of Harry Flashman?

It came down to the name — it was either that or a Flash Gordon riff.

Though really, Flash Sentry, particularly the pony version, is one of those wonderful background characters that has very, very little in the way of characterization, canon or fanon or otherwise. Which, incidentally, is similar to Harry Flashman’s origins — he was a minor character and antagonist of Thomas Hughes’ Tom Brown’s Schooldays, who was in turn developed into a cowardly hero by George MacDonald Fraser. So I guess there’s a similarity there.

I’d had the idea kicking around the back of my head for awhile, and when I ran into a brick wall on some other stuff I’d been working on, I figured ‘oh, what the hell,’ and gave it a go. Plus, the fact that I knew nobody had written a Pony/Flashman mashup, and likely nobody ever would, was really appealing. This was the same kind of reasoning that led me to write a MLP/Chuck Tingle crossover, though that was mostly for an April Fool’s gag.

Once I started writing, the juxtaposition of a Flashman-like cad blundering through magical ponyland was entirely too entertaining, and so there you go.

Did you find it a challenge fitting Flashman’s distinctive voice and outlook into a Pony character?

Not at all! The show is full of pony antagonists who are braggarts, scoundrels, con-men (con ponies?), and so on. It’s one of the things that makes the cartoon so fun to watch, and so ripe for fanfic.

I will admit, however, Sentry is a lot nicer than Harry Flashman — the latter being astoundingly sexist, racist, and probably a couple of other ‘ists’ I’m forgetting. Fraser is well aware of all this, given the Victorian adventure fiction he’s drawing from. So the Flashman novels can get really, really ugly in places (what with all the war and massacres and such), but it’s something Fraser uses as a way to highlight how terrible the ‘Golden Age of the British Empire’ really was.

Given the fact that I’m just writing about magical silly ponies, I steered clear of anything resembling social commentary and threw in some ninjas instead.

How did you approach writing a crossover when it’s likely your readers aren’t familiar with the source material?

To be honest, I wouldn’t use the term ‘crossover’ to describe The Prisoner of Zebra. To me, at least, crossover means the direct, well, crossing-over of characters from one canon to another. Given that two of ol’ Flashy’s most prominent talents are seduction and horsemanship, this would make sticking him into Equestria … well, potentially entertaining, but certainly bizarre. The same can be said for wedging Rainbow Dash into the Crimean War or somesuch, but I digress.

Instead, I see The Prisoner of Zebra not as a crossover, but as a pastiche. And the Flashman novels are in turn are pastiches of Victorian adventure fiction, and we’re getting all metatextual again.

The thing is, the best satires and pastiches work as examples of the very things they’re, uh, pastiche-ing. One can look at Edgar Wright’s ‘Cornetto Trilogy,’ for example. Shawn of the Dead is a silly comedy, yes … but at the same time it touches on all the classic zombie tropes. So, when I was writing The Prisoner of Zebra, I was relying less on the readers knowing who Harry Flashman was, and more being familiar with general comedy & adventure tropes, and enjoying the story for its surface elements.

This got a little amusing when a couple of readers started comparing Sentry to Ciaphas Cain, the cowardly ‘hero’ of a series of Warhammer 40k novels (incidentally, the only 40k novels worth reading) … which are themselves inspired by Flashman. Metatextual as all get out, kids.

Still, it’s pretty heartening to see The Prisoner of Zebra getting a lot more attention than I thought it would, these couple of months later — writing a sequel for Jake The Army Guy’s ‘Obscure Shipping’ contest probably helped a lot.

The Golden Harvest gag was thrown in entirely for my own amusement, though.

Do you have any plans to delve further into Flash Sentry’s papers?

I do! In fact, this interview has inspired me to be halfway productive and get to working on a third volume of the Flash Sentry Papers: Sentry at the Charge.

This one deals with what Flashy & Carrot Top were up to during the events of Where and Back Again (i.e: the Second Changeling Invasion of Canterlot), and the inevitable trouble they get into directly afterward. I’ve got the first chapter or so posted, so go ahead and check it out! It’s gonna be a lot of fun.

And once I get around to finishing that, I have a couple of other vague ideas (read: cheap gags) for a potential fourth installment, again playing around with various background ponies. Or if I got really ambitious, I might have ol’ Flashy trying to figure out the whole ‘human dimension’ business in a potential crossover with my EQG stories. That one would be particularly tricky to get right — I’m probably getting ahead of myself here. I’d better get back to fiddling around with Sentry at the Charge instead.

Is there anything else you'd like to add?

Thanks for reading my stuff! Hope you all enjoyed it.

You can read The Prisoner of Zebra at FIMFiction.net. Read more interviews right here at the Royal Canterlot Library, or suggest stories for us to feature at our Fimfiction group.

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Comments ( 10 )
PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Apologies, again, for the lateness of this week's post.

If it helps, my computer thought it was still Friday today. :/

I admit, I'm one of the ones who drew comparisons to Commissar Cain. I hadn't been aware just how deep the Fake Ultimate Hero hole went.

Still, the Sentry Papers have quickly become one of my favorite recent series on Fimfiction, and I cannot recommend them enough. And I am definitely all for a crossover between it and Tumbleweed's EQG stories.

You had me at the title.

Luna Eclipsed was the first look at ‘canon’ Luna, and it was fucking metal

+1

Dan

How many people saw one of the many parodies/tributes of Zenda before ever seeing the real thing?

I first saw the version in The Great Race (easily one of the top 10 greatest comedies of all time). Also, the tribute in Hercules the Legendary Journeys.
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http://hercules-xena.wikia.com/wiki/King_For_A_Day

Can't recommend these stories enough. I didn't even know The Prisoner of Zenda existed until this post!

I really enjoyed this book too! It's always interesting to see a minor character thrust into a role as a main character.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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The Great Race does have a Zenda tribute, doesn't it? My god...

That movie's great. :D

Zenda? It's the Flashman crossover that has me giggling like a schoolgirl! This immediately got bumped up into the top five of my read-it-sooner list! :pinkiehappy:

Thanks for the rec. Have now read all three stories. Liked and favorited them all.

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