It's taco Tuesday at Canterlot High, and Twilight's never experienced the joys of putting her lips on a taco. It's a transcendent experience. She probably should have asked first.
If you got here without reading the previous blog post or Unity 2 you're gonna be confused. Just scroll through for the pony pics, or maybe skim it in the hopes of finding a useful horse fact.
4240196 4240206 I really shouldn't do that kind of thing to people. Yeah, anyway, I couldn't really even I want to. I don't think there actually are any taco places on this continent. I've certainly never seen one.
4240372 what continent out of curiosity? 2 small corn tortillas, cilantro, yellow onion (raw), mexican seasoned meat of some kind (cumin, coriander, chile powder, and oregano are pretty typical), dash of lime and hot sauce.
4240400 Europe. I think I might have seen places that sell taco shells, but there definitely aren't any fast food taco places that I know of. KFC only started showing up here a few years ago.
(Steps onto tank) (Grabs Pinkie Pie) (Slaps on the helmet from the FiW short) READY, MEN? (Taco-based army that wasn't there before shouts: SIR YES SIR) AAAAAAAADDDVAAAAANNNCE! (Army begins marching) TO THE GLOBAL TACO CENTER, MEN! WE SHALL... (Turns to grin at pinkie) FIGHT! FOR OUR RIGHT! TO TAAAAAACO! (Climbs into taco tank) Taco Chiefs of Staff, report? Army. Pinkie: We are ready to fight for the tacos, SIR! Navy. Luna: We are ready to sail to collect all of the taco ingredients from all over the world. Air Force. Spitfire: Ready to fly into the danger zone, sir. Marines. Rainbow Dash: Ready to storm any beach or building to secure the tacos. Coast Guard. ... Admiral? (Admiral Biscuit, that's your cue)
YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW MANY BABIES ARE IN HELL. 666 ways mothers are condemning their babies to hell without the baby's permission... (HOVER TO LEARN MORE)
IT'S RAINING TACOS!
Just as a note, Janitors don't like cleaning up after Taco Tuesday.
/has never eaten a taco, ever.
MY WORLD IS TACOS AND SAWSE
4240189
Fix that.
Stat!
--Spade
Now where's the story featuring Sonata, Pinkie, and Pinkie in a taco eating contest for it?
4240189 ... What. You need to fix that. Just keep in mind the quality of the place to go to.
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I had tacos for lunch, and depending on how the evening goes I might be able to swing tacos for dinner.
Damn it! I had no idea! We didn't even make it!
I cooked my own tacos for lunch today, and i didn't know this.
I don't know whether to slay you for perpetuating this meme or to commend you for utilizing it perfectly.
Fuck, I did pork roast tonight. If I'd know I'd have an excuse to make tacos...
Technically at my place it's soft taco night, or burritos
what is in an equestrian taco?
will dale ever find one ?
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I really shouldn't do that kind of thing to people. Yeah, anyway, I couldn't really even I want to. I don't think there actually are any taco places on this continent. I've certainly never seen one.
4240372 what continent out of curiosity?
2 small corn tortillas, cilantro, yellow onion (raw), mexican seasoned meat of some kind (cumin, coriander, chile powder, and oregano are pretty typical), dash of lime and hot sauce.
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Europe. I think I might have seen places that sell taco shells, but there definitely aren't any fast food taco places that I know of. KFC only started showing up here a few years ago.
I am in love with these tacos
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I have trained all my life for this!
**kkrrcchht** I'd like 3 hardshell tacos and a sopapilla crunchy chicken taco please. **kkrrcchht**
4240261 Shred that pork up and stuff it in a shell!
4240410 ahh. maybe it's for the best. Fast food tacos are ... dubious at best. Actual restaurants are way better.
(To the tune of "Step in Time" from Mary Poppins:)
TACO HORSE
TACO HORSE
TACO HORSE
TACO HORSE
:D
I had nachos today, that's about as close as I could get. :B
(Steps onto tank)
(Grabs Pinkie Pie)
(Slaps on the helmet from the FiW short)
READY, MEN?
(Taco-based army that wasn't there before shouts: SIR YES SIR)
AAAAAAAADDDVAAAAANNNCE!
(Army begins marching)
TO THE GLOBAL TACO CENTER, MEN! WE SHALL...
(Turns to grin at pinkie)
FIGHT! FOR OUR RIGHT! TO TAAAAAACO!
(Climbs into taco tank)
Taco Chiefs of Staff, report? Army.
Pinkie: We are ready to fight for the tacos, SIR!
Navy.
Luna: We are ready to sail to collect all of the taco ingredients from all over the world.
Air Force.
Spitfire: Ready to fly into the danger zone, sir.
Marines.
Rainbow Dash: Ready to storm any beach or building to secure the tacos.
Coast Guard.
...
Admiral?
(Admiral Biscuit, that's your cue)
We wants it.
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It's Wednesday here and I've never had a taco in my life. So good for you I guess.
Maddshottgunnerr:
Well then, get yourself a taco recipe, assemble some tacos, an give it a try.
Come on... give it a try. Tacos don't bite.
That's your job!
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I don't even