Welp, there it is...

Goddangit Pusspuss.

Welp, there it is. You bastards got Velvet Touch to 1000 likes before the end of the week. It's not even humpday yet (). Guess that means y'all want something special, right? Well... I guess I could start planning out another MILF story for you guys.

This time in Ponyville.

Yes, I think I'll do that, and I know just the MILF to use.

Comments

[Octavia Harmony]

Goddangit, Pusspuss.

[Mr Ghostman]

Will it be Mrs. Cake?

My favourite waifu MLP MILF?

[Princess Skitzy]

You are a real glutton for punishment aren't ya Maxy boy.
Even as we speak, the likes continue to rise at an unstoppable rate for Velvet. You will have to do a 2000 like special soon enough haha.
Good job though, the story is actually enjoyable. In a completely innocent, taco munching type of way.

Twilight Velvet is hawt

don't judge me

[Thesane1]

i kinda feel proud to be a part of this insanity.

[Alanzo]

Mrs.cake

[Manes]

You know you love it, you slut.

[Enigmatic Otaku]

Welcome to the club, Max.

[Shooting Star1234]

lol :twilightsmile :

[Willmar]

[jackplanet88]

Rarity's mom?

[JzanderN]

Just got added to "The 1000 Likes and Growing" group too.

[csnthenavy]

Derpy?

[Deynarth]

Hehehe , I was the 996th one.

[Alticron]

Please let it be Rarity's Mom. Cookie Crumbles doesn't show up in enough fics.

[Jarvy Jared]

What a bunch of sick fucks.

Next chapter please.

[Hoofed_Writing]

3935948 dont you mean the water temple?

[firewing628]

Props pusspuss

[Grungar3x7]

3936068
Seconded!

[Necrogen Lord]

This is why I don't write clop.

It's too easy to get thumbs-up (Uranus) with something that people will come back to whenever they just need a quick fap.

That's why I only write stupid crossovers that people come check out when they feel like the franchise is about to kick the bucket or be handed off to another development studio and goes into hibernation for 10+ years.

[musicman722]

trying to think of the possible milfs there. We got Rarity's mom (Cookie Crumbles, i think), Mrs. Cake, Button's Mom, and Spoiled Rich. Cookie hasn't seen enough light in terms of fanfics, Mrs. Cake and BM have quite a bit, and there's little on Spoiled Rich. I'm willing to bet it's either Cookie or Cake (or both, because why not?).

That is, unless you try to troll us with Granny Smith.

[Fauster]

This story is not even as good to have 1000 likes. But you are the MadMaxtheBlack. If someone else would write this story, there would be not 1000 likes.

[sorenxoras]

3936214
What's wrong with Smith Apple!? Y'all got a problem with old fashioned ponies!?

[EonAon]

3936266 thats a apple that's not as juicy as it used to be, nor as sweet. Anyway we all know buttons mom has got it going on.

[Vutava]

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[Hoorayforpeepee]

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^ You right now ?

[sorenxoras]

3936301
You're right, she is like fine wine! Just be glad her vagina's not haunted.

[Hoofed_Writing]

3936552 HAHA yes! thank you so much.

[Xzeron2000]

ree?

[MadMaxtheBlack]

3935948 No, she has enough stories.

3935956 3935967 Nope, sorry. She's nice, but I'm not a big fan of her.

3935976 Ha... no.

3935986 3936068 Nah.

3935992 Sadly, no.

3936214 No to all of them... but I miiiiight be able to be convinced to do Granny Smith.

[MadMaxtheBlack]

3936635 What?

[Alanzo]

3936637 okay

[MadMaxtheBlack]

3936651 Awww, you don't like GILFs?

[EonAon]

3936654 dude its a very niche fetish, and a very SMALL pool that folks would admit to fapping to

[Xzeron2000]

3936638

?

[Discount Irish]

So are we making MILF day into Milf month?

[MadMaxtheBlack]

3936734 Well, duh. It's the month of May MILF, isn't it?

[dj-pone3fan]

Yes, I think I'll do that, and I know just the MILF to use.

just taking a guess and going to say it's Button's mom
spoilers just in case i got it right

[MadMaxtheBlack]

3936756 Nope. Good guess but she has enough stories about her already.

[dj-pone3fan]

3936760
ok one more guess
is it mayor mare?

[MadMaxtheBlack]

3936776 Nope.

[Cheesejellycommander4]

3936778 Is it Mrs. cake?

[MadMaxtheBlack]

3936781 Already answered in a previous comment, but nope.

[dj-pone3fan]

ok just had a thought is it one of the villains ?

[MadMaxtheBlack]

3936793 Nope.

[dj-pone3fan]

ahh my brain won't stop
is it
Zecora?
ms harshwhinny?
stormy flare(spitfire's mom ) ?
i am done now

[MadMaxtheBlack]

3936798 Three nopes. I don't think anyone is going to be able to guess it.

[Discount Irish]

3936735 Okay but let's go bigger. Year of the MILF. Add it to the Chinese zodiac.

[musicman722]

3936637 welp, it's apparently none of my guesses, so go figure as to who it is. I honestly can't think of any other milf in ponyville.

[Mr Ghostman]

3936637

Then...um...Cadence?

*crosses fingers*

[musicman722]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! IT'S TWILIGHT FUCKING SPARKLE! SHE'S TECHNICALLY A MILF SINCE SHE HATCHED SPIKE. YOU CHEEKY MOTHERFUCKER!