SkypeBots are Magic

[2/25/15, 9:26:59 PM] Art Inspired: Art Inspired has shared contact details with Jess Mcconnell.
[2/25/15, 9:27:03 PM] Art Inspired: Hello robot.
[2/25/15, 9:27:27 PM] Jess Mcconnell: well hello, thanx for accepting. ya busy?
[2/25/15, 9:27:55 PM] Art Inspired: Yes, I’m very busy ferociously jacking it to huge, floppy horse dicks.
[2/25/15, 9:28:14 PM] Jess Mcconnell: i got ure name from the member directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol
[2/25/15, 9:28:27 PM] Jess Mcconnell: 25/f here u?
[2/25/15, 9:28:50 PM] Art Inspired: It’s always a girl. Skypebots can’t be programmed for gays?
[2/25/15, 9:29:01 PM] Jess Mcconnell: well what r ya up 2?
[2/25/15, 9:29:14 PM] Art Inspired: On 2/25/15, at 9:27 PM, Art Inspired wrote:
> Yes, I’m very busy ferociously jacking it to huge, floppy horse dicks.
[2/25/15, 9:29:35 PM] Jess Mcconnell: i'm just back from christmas break at school, i'm still in university right now so im not exactly jumping for joy ya know
[2/25/15, 9:30:12 PM] Art Inspired: My God, they’ve programmed them to play with the timing.
[2/25/15, 9:30:23 PM] Jess Mcconnell: lol, so i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun
[2/25/15, 9:30:46 PM] Art Inspired: Lemme guess, you wanna video chat, right?
[2/25/15, 9:31:18 PM] Jess Mcconnell: i was actually gonna get to my "job" here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after summer break
[2/25/15, 9:31:46 PM] Jess Mcconnell: lol i thought she was out of her mind at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded sketchy at first trust me. but i freakin luv it!!!
[2/25/15, 9:33:15 PM] Art Inspired: It’s a good thing that everyone I despise will die someday, because that means whoever made Skypebots is going to die as well. :)
[2/25/15, 9:33:51 PM] Jess Mcconnell: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to give u one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?
[2/25/15, 9:36:44 PM] Art Inspired: The thing is, I’m gay. You’re a girl. I don’t get it. What am I saying? You’re not a girl. You’re not even a human being. You’re a Skype bot. Why r u still in my contacts?
[2/25/15, 9:36:50 PM] Art Inspired: Blocked Jess Mcconnell

Help me.

Comments

[twow443]

Why do these exist.

[Stiggerzz]

embrace heterosexuality

[Aenbr]

Ya missed out on a wonderful adventure.

[Art Inspired]

2831318 Y? Do they have gays in the private sessions? >.>

[Chaotic Note]

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[RainbowBob]

What does your cum taste like?

[Art Inspired]

2831368 It's zingy. Packs a punch. At least, that's what I've been told.

[JoeyH3]

Those things are always fun to play with. Though I only seem to get hit by them when I'm about to leave or something, so I never have enough time to mess with them :/

[Hazey Logic]

If it's the same person who keeps sicking Skypebots on you, they may be doing it to test their bots, or to watch you converse with it. I know I find these conversations you post entertaining.

[Aenbr]

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I said adventure, didn't I?
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[CyberMask]

I find it more entertaining messing with Cleverbot Evie.

[Fattymagee1]

I love fucking with them too. I wonder if anyone actually falls for them.

[AppleTank]

I tend to start randomly yelling racist things and fragmented sentences.

[Creed Miles]

2831309

All they have to do is find the one in 1 million that believes them and bleed them dry

Similar to casinos targeting compulsive gamblers

[JDLENL]

*Pats art's back as he sobs quietly in the corner*
There, there...

[Mstar]

*slow clap* Well done sir, well done.

Well, not that the bot knows or cares, but for us? That was great!

[Bronydragon]

Why do I have the sudden urge to make or search a story where Twilight is skyping around with some friends and gets an invitation to a private skype chat. There a mare/colt (skypebot) does something along the lines of what happened with our dear Art inspired and ends up tripping major balls. She doesn't know what a bot is and thinks that it's a real pony just ignoring her... DAMN ART MAKE IT A STORY!!!!!!!!!!
On a side note why can't I stop laughing at the skypebot here?

Dragon san

[PresentPerfect]

It’s a good thing that everyone I despise will die someday, because that means whoever made Skypebots is going to die as well. :)

This is the best response.

[Luz]

I've never gotten a bot to add me.

Maybe because I reject all of the requests :'c