> Pinkie will never kiss you on the cheek

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[n]

;A; NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[CluelessDetective]

Well, I'm off to shoot my foot...
I'm forever alone!

[Elkhorse]

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[Lord Arcturus]

What?

[Heidao]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUST DESTROY DAN!!! HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

kidding

NO I'M NOT~

[kits]

that's what Bad Dragon products and "life size" plushies are for.

[RavensDagger]

117604
...

No.

[RainbowDashian]

Oh, no, not THAT Pinkie. Luckily, I have my own Pinkie. Made from leftover... CUPCAKE INGREDIENTS

[Zauber Junge]

FALSE
i already have

[RazgrizS57]

Excuse me while I subtly weep.

[Furor]

117604
I prefer genetic engineering.

[fearanger]

117608 o.o ... I'll grab a shotgun... AND LOAD IT! *click-click* pony cupcakes are forbidden...

[kits]

117605
YES!
Why else would someone pay $5000 for one?

117614
I'm impatient. Now... a robot and an AI? Fuck yes. Hell, if I just had an AI of Pinkie I'd die happy.

[rainbow_shy]

This made me kinda sad actually

[dirtdog1996]

Ahh, who needs a kiss when you got moist towelets!....for rubbing your dirty bum.

[RavensDagger]

117621

5K... Really?

Bye guys, I give up writing, Imma make pillows!

[Furor]

117621
Wouldn't you need a true random number generator to simulate a Pinkie Pie properly? I guess you could use weather data, but it's just not the same. I might be able to overlook that if it's particularly cute, squishy and adorable.

[Varocity]

117615 And I'll take a cupcake... AND EAT IT!

[kits]

Ok. ONLY $4,900

117634
I think we can get by. I mean, background radiation levels left over the big bang would probably be random enough. Also, "how Equestria was made." Etc. Etc.

I just hope I can afford the sugar.

[Emerulf]

Cute.

DAN VS. BRONIES.

[Deathsia]

117647

GAH! I WAS GONNNA SAY THAT! THAT IDEA IS MINE! MINE,MINE,MINE!XD

[Emerulf]

117655
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[Deathsia]

117659

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[KMCA]

That's actually kinda creepy, Not sure if approve

[Nightstar]

T-T

[iloveportalz0r]

117604>>117605>>117614>>117621>>117629>>117634>>117638
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117659>>117665 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Pinkie_Pie_lolface.png

[Bro Dash]

wilight turns into a fire maned/tailed pony with white fur when mad.

Pinkie pie just fuckin rapes you.

Never a kiss, only pain. And above that, I've got a new list of people to hunt like an animal, now.

[kits]

117683
Pinkie rape is probably worth it.

[Dash Is Best Pony]

Y u make me so sad, Knight?

Not really, but kind of. It makes me sad, but I know that I don't need to be sad about it. :applejack unsure:

Darn, I think I'm leaving the most boring comment so far. Oh well, I know I'm lame anyway.

[fearanger]

117636 I'm mentally disturbed right now...

[Bro Dash]

117730

Only on tuesdays.

Unless spitfire is involved.

[kits]

Hey Pinkie! "117877" Hear that? I'm free the other six days.

My body is ready.

[Bro Dash]

117911

T.T

[SwiperTheFox]

You are so wrong, Knighty!

Someday, we will have AI and life-size replicants for that!

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You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

[Cal]

He doesn't deserve the awesomeness!!!