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Skeeter The Lurker


All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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  • 14 weeks
    Thank you (again)

    Gonna be honest, $2185 is far more than I expected to get from that GoFundMe.

    And frankly, typing out the words "thank you" feels just way too... Simple? Condescending... ish? Just plain not enough?

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    13 comments · 287 views
  • 15 weeks
    GoFundMe

    I'll just lay it all out.

    I do not have a car.

    I cannot get to and from work.

    I am more or less broke due to low paying job and so many bills.

    Due to credit issues, I do not qualify for any emergency loans.

    My car was uninsured due to the company I had deciding not to tell me there was an issue with payment and just... cancelled it. Cause why not at this point.

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    9 comments · 930 views
  • 15 weeks
    I can't win

    Got in an accident.

    Car's completely fucked.

    I'm fine, I think. Hospital right now. But I seem ok by EMS standards.

    Woulda been better if I had bit it, frankly. Cause now not only am I broke, I now have no car.

    ...I just want it to end. Please?

    I can't take much more. I can't.

    7 comments · 212 views
  • 22 weeks
    2024, about as good as 2023. Which was sh!t.

    Screw 2023.

    Miserable year for me.

    Started with an asshole walmart employee getting me fired, to me being exhausted with two jobs, which didn't last so back to one job, to me barely being able to get by on my meager paychecks.

    And on top of that, my severe eczema was persistent and I was unable to find a solution because... No money and so on.

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    20 comments · 1,149 views
  • 120 weeks
    Spare a dime for your Lurker

    Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

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    19 comments · 1,948 views
Aug
21st
2013

What happens when I like your stuff. · 1:04am Aug 21st, 2013

soundslikeponies

Wanderer D

~Skeeter The Lurker

Report Skeeter The Lurker · 1,215 views ·
Comments ( 88 )

Beautiful bastard

Ahh, I needed that laugh. It's true, you devour fics.

Nope. I don't see any of that in my works.

Something is fishy here.

Haha. That's hilarious!:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

"Skeeter the Lurker" is watching you. That's a scary thought.
...
He's already watching me! WHAT?!

... that is terrifying. :pinkiecrazy:

1298053

I am. NO ONE ESCAPES MY GRASP!

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Thank you!

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And beyond...

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Give me time. It's on my list.

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I do what I can.

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Mwahahahaaaa...

1298065

See Tim's comment reply...


On a side note to you all... Look at the time stamps for each.

~Skeeter The Lurker

1298081

You really are a lurker.

I'm still an amateur at that, but I'm trying to improve

Devourer of fics, consumer of plots, destroyer of minds, spare our souls oh great lord of darkness!

Skeeter, I dare you to... read an comment on all my stories. :derpytongue2:

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You have joined my ranks. I shall teach all I know...

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Nevarrrrr!

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The stories I read are enough to state my hunger... You need but keep writing them to appease me...

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Challenge accepted. Right after I do it for Shadowflash.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Delicious, delicious comments.

Well your true to your namesake that's for sure.

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Indeed. I am a provider of such fare.

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That I do, that I do...

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Good taste in story by the way :twilightsmile: Equestria from Dust is excellent I really need to finish reading it now that its complete.

*Quickly begins to hide his stories. Just in case of a Skeeterocalypse.*

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You can't escape me...

~Skeeter The Lurker

Good thing I am only writing one story. I don't know if I could take so much Skeeter.

Also, GOD DAMN YOU, SKEETER! I AM FUCKING ADDICTED TO THAT COOKIE GAME LIKE NOTHING! I CAN ONLY THINK OF COOKIES! NO SLEEP! NOT EATING! NOT PONIES! ONLY COOKIE!

Time to write a story about it.

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Mwa hahahahahaaaaaaa...

~Skeeter The Lurker

1298081 I'm glad you do!

1298166 Well i'm still gonna try! :raritycry:

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Agreed. You really should.

He manages to wrap it all up nicely.

~Skeeter The Lurker

By commenting on this blog, am I risking being bombarded by The Lurker?

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Yes.

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That's... Fitting, actually.

~Skeeter The Lurker

1298250 Well, I certainly messed up.

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Mwa hahahaha....

~Skeeter The Lurker

NOOOOO! MY STUFF! IT HATH NOT BEEN LLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKEDD!





Or favorited.






Or commented upon.





:raritycry::raritydespair:

1298257 Well, when I post my new story, I'll be expecting the Skeetstorm.

Or not.


Studying may lower my guard… :raritydespair:

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Give me time... I will soon enough...

~Skeeter The Lurker

1298280 Thaaank yoooou!:ajsmug::pinkiesad2::rainbowkiss::raritystarry::scootangel::twilightblush::twilightsheepish::yay:
There has to be more cute emoticons I can spam...

Heh, Epic win.

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Hehhehehehhehehahahahahahahahahahahahamayahahahahahahahahahahah

1298053

Correction, he is a lurker

Got me interested in reading those two stories. Gonna check 'em out when I get the free time.

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You won't regret it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

You're either a speed reader, have way too much time on your hands, both, or neither. I don't know anything anymore...

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The world my never know...

~Skeeter The Lurker

1298434 Well, here's to hoping that you'll give my stuff a gander when I finally put it out, eh?
If my lazy ass ever finishs anything...

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Indeeeeeeed.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Nice hmmm wonder how that person feels about now?:rainbowderp:

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Flabbergasted.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I need to know who this person is so I can stalk them and scare them too.

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soundslikeponies

The guy who's writing Flying High, Falling Hard.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I vary from 10 - 100 pictures like that. :pinkiecrazy:

:rainbowderp:
Yes. Yes.
Now be a good person and stalk me.
:rainbowlaugh:

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I already am.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I've only received a few comments from you on my stories and I have yet to see you following me. I'm safe!

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For now...

~Skeeter The Lurker

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