A reply to a sorry excuse for a man, AKA bats · 10:20pm Jun 19th, 2013
So I received this in my inbox.
Alright, kid. Time for the slam dunk of the century.
First off, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that you're obsessed. Ever heard of a coincidence? I'm sure you'll learn that in a grade or two, but let me define it. It's when two similar sounding tings happen, but in reality, they were never connected. Then zealots like you over-analyze it and go all "HOLY *censored because I don't want your mom yelling at me* IT MUST BE A SIGN" when in reality it was just, well, a coincidence.
Now, the fact you bothered to compare followings is a sign of being an obsessed loser. Besides, you can't prove I follow the same people, stalker. Unless you capped it like the chump you are.
Also, did you seriously go out of your way to find threads made by me, you stalker? Christ, kid. I know your autism makes socializing hard and makes it hard to get out, but c'mon, get some fresh air. I guarantee you'll get it one of these days, just don't give up! Oh wait, this is a TwiDasher I'm talking to. Never mind, you're beyond help.
So using the only argument you'll ever have for why TwiDash is a good, realistic ship(note: it's not) means I'm this Timmy person. Yeah, nah.
Also, don't use the word piss. In addition to the fact that I didn't lose, it's a big boy word, not for little kids like you. Using it would probably get you a spanking from your parents if they ever heard.
Now, let's not tempt fate. If you really think you can stop me from assaulting TwiDash until you surrender, which WILL happen, like it or not, you've got another thing coming. In addition to being lucky, my name is Nine Lives because I've got nine of them, and then some. Also, an alt of mine is in the group as we speak. If you really want to stop me, you best find that before I spark a few flames.
Anyway, you've got me with the entire deletion thing. Considering that this child-no, this MOUSE-blocked me, I can't do shit. Like that ever stopped me, however. Delete all my points you want, I'm capping every one of them.
That's that. 9 out.
okay then
What precisely do you hope to accomplish by trolling TwiDashers?
What the actual fuck is going on here?
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1154996 Just a troll trolling.
1154990>>1154996>>1155002 This was just a flash in the pan from someone who badly wanted to get banned.
couldn't this kind of thing be done in the privacy of private messages? I'm sure I'm not the only one who doesn't want to deal with the petty drama of 2 overly sensitive people on the internet.
Ummm... why did you post this as a thread again? I really don't see anything wrong with Twidash. Pony pussy is pony pussy to me...
And I thought this was a nice fandom... well I guess you can't escape the heat of pointless hate. Not taking sides just wondering why this was ever a thing to argue about. I guess I wasn't there so I wouldn't know completely why this had to happen...
Well off to do random stuff for the sake of doing random stuff in my spare time...
The fact alone that you think of that as a win-lose battle is pathetic enough in itself. That's not counting the hate on TwiDash and the incredibly refined insults.
Don't spam or hate; just get along with people. You'll find it much more enjoyable and rewarding.
And especially don't be hating on bats. He shouldn't have to worry about low-quality interactions/posts in the TwiDash group and his FIMFiction pages.
1154996 Fun. That is all.
1154990 He/she is just doing it because they hate that pairing.
Which is totally lame, if you ask me.
lel ur srs
what a fag
And the point of this was? Do you want a cookie, or are you just that starved for attention?
1155015 He posted it as a thread in every group bats is a part of.
I'm sorry for my part in that unpleasantness. I should have just ignored him.
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Thwomp indeed.
1155028 Wow... I have not seen something more pathetic in my 17 years of life. I have seen so many trolling, sorry excuses for sentient beings but this... this tops anythig I have witnessed before. I mean, who really gives a shit?
1155029 Dude, you are not to blame here. But yeah, let's just leave him to his self-pity and pathetic existance.
>> Yep, that pretty much sums it up...
Hey, man, I get it. A lot of people on this site are terrible at writing stories about Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash in a romantic relationship. I even agree with you that it's one of the easiest parings in the fandom to butcher.
But look at yourself. Really, go find a mirror and look at yourself. I'll still be here when you get back.
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Now that you've had a good long look in the mirror, I want you to ask yourself: Is this really a good use of your time? For that matter, if you hate TwiDash so much, why don't you just write a story showing why their relationship wouldn't work out? It'd be a lot easier than what your doing now, I would imagine.
...I am very tempted to laugh at this.
>>Claims to have the Moral Highground
>>Continues to insult for no reason.
Yeah... I'm laughing, really. No offense, Nine, but you're nothing short of laughable, not worth getting offended by.
Why the fuck is this appearing in my notifications?
1155042
Pfft.
#1. why the crap did you put this into my notifications?
#2. what are you planning to achieve from trolling fans of twidash? personally I couldn't give a shit who gets shipped with who...
#3. what cause or reasoning did you have to concern people like me who don't give a crap?
#4. as an autistic myself, I would appreciate you not using the deficiency as an insult.
#5. congratulations, you hate the twidash pairing...you want a fucking cookie and a medal for it?
every pairing has people who hate it, it's not an accomplishment and you're not going to gain anything from hating on and trolling the people who DO like the pairing.
our atmosphere is wasted on people like you.
Nine, you are a hopeless troll. I don't even care if you're whoever Bats was talking about, this is just ridiculous. Just because a ship is unrealistic (it is) doesn't mean you can bash on it when people have an emotional attachment to it. That's just wrong and stupid. Also, I'm pretty sure none of us are kids. This is the brony community and most of us are adult men. I have 2 reasons to be mad at you. You're a troll, which I hate, and two of your stupid threads have shown up in my notifications, which PISSES me off. Yea, I just used that big boy word. What're you gonna do?
Guys.
Guys.
I think we may have been rused.
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1154996 I don't know. Can anyone tell me why the buck should I care about this?
1155086
From what I've heard, we shouldn't. It just sounds like a whiny bitch crying for attention.
1155089 Well, he posted this on a group thread... So yeah, I agree he is just an attention whore.
MentleGenGentlementlemenGentlemen, le'ts leave1155082
My apology extends to the site and the mod/admin team as well. I shouldn't have risen to the bait at all.
Nine lives that would be enjoyable to extinguish, more bodies to add to my labour of destruction.
1155098
It's a 'snrrk' because the term you were looking for was 'ad hominem', unless you were going for a complexly referential neologism about the notion of humanity/humans versus equines... the rest of your sentence doesn't suggest that though. :V
1155286 Just out of curiosity... did you do an IP ban? Or does this guy just go through so many computers and IP addresses that it won't do jack shit? Because he has not stopped with this bullshit since ban one, which I was there to witness.
Also, did you humor him and accept the request?
This is..... Why the drama? Seriously...
1155383
I don't know that we're at liberty to divulge further ban details.
And no, I didn't accept his request.
1155415 Eh. I won't pry, then.
Still... I love a good shitstorm. And when he inevitably comes back, I'd kill to get front-row seats instead of seeing the ban scenario after the dust has started settling.
I don't know how this got into my notifications, but you seem like a jerk. I'm not a fan of Twidash pairing but I still respect the people who think they make a good couple. I've read a story called Reading Rainbow it was a Twidash story and I liked it. Cramming your negative opinions down people's throats is just plain immature. Don't publicly insult someone for having a mental disability. I know many autistic people who are a better person than you'll ever be. He is a human being with feelings just like you and me.
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What's wrong with Twidash I like it personally
1155002
Let me fix that for you,
Seriously, what is the purpose of trolling?
Does making someone else feel bad really make you happy?
If so, I'd recommend a psychiatrist...