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I'm a Russian boy.

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

I was a scrub at being a homeless jew and now I'm reinventing myself. No longer am I NTSTS the shitty mod, or (((darf))) the greedy plagiarist, for I am DarfsydePhil, here to save your souls.

With a force of a thousand Derpys we shall conqueror the world. Nothing can stop us from our dreams of free muffins for the world. (Twilestia is Bestia)

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Whosoever holds this blade, if they be worthy, shall be king of all England.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

Age: 25 Gender: Male. I can proof-read if you want, I am also doing vector graphics for covers and fan-art. For more info look below.

i have cancer

I shall vow to follow everyone.