I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

So I'm sorta, kinda, almost famous... I think.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

Just a ghostwriter.

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold.