I am cancer, and not the funny kind of cancer. I am the kind of cancer that makes your little sister ask you why won't daddy wake up.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

God, I'm so sorry.

A Day in the Life