Don't you ever want to read the stories that don't make it? Don't you realize that there's a world beyond the box at the top of the screen? The light will shine down on you here.
Good at starting giant ideas. Bad at (a) finishing and (b) thinking of finishable things, but hoping to improve.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"
I write pony fics. Do you even need to ask? Run along now, mate.
The One Who Writes. Intermittently, Without Fail.
I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.