Geek boy, aspiring writer, and proud Brony with a story to tell.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-hm?

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Every day is always crazy!

🖤 i eat children 🖤

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

The default avatar is creeping me out :O

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Not a changeling.

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

If I leave you it doesn't mean I love you any less / Keep me in your heart for a while—Warren Zevon

Horrifically Fun

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

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I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

No.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

The magic comedy hoers.

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Forget not that I am a derp.

I admit to being a geek. Wanted an outlet to try writing, as it seems to clear my thoughts.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

I'm Canadian!

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.