I'm a simple person who dislikes very little and hates even less; I like (or even love) a few things: reading, gaming, Pinkie Pie, and writing; I even take story requests~!

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

A ling from the southeast US, support me on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/sandstorm94/overview

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I'm Commander Applejack, and this is my favorite website on the internet

I can't really write (but if I had time and actually tried, I might be able to). I'm just here to read and review.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.