If I've entertained just one person, I've done my part.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I am back to write for you guys.

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

Who let in all the goddamn memes?

The other authors make it look so easy

Amateur writer and critic.

"Love is friendship set to music." -Joseph Campbell

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

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If you want to see more of my work, look me up on Fanfiction.net, I have many stories already finished there that may interest you if you enjoy what I post here.