I'm many former things.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Dapper, suave, and full of sexy words.

Who, me? I'm just here to read about Peonies.

We are one, we are many. We are, Xenomorphs!

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!