vsdubstep: inb4 demon facepalming
The Roman Cat: whao make that a fic now
Burritoburger: MAGICCCC
vsdubstep: she always does that
vsdubstep: unless she's afk
vsdubstep: the facepalm
demonshadow: *facepalm*
phokingazn: huh
The Roman Cat: >.(\
alphex: that fic info gave me a raging boner
The Roman Cat: wow
vsdubstep: wait
vsdubstep: the idea itself gave alphex a boner
vsdubstep: hokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkay then

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MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE

thank you to

PhoKingAzn

ya make me happy

this is the best story ever trust me

Me: *LE WALKING ON THE STREETS*
Me: oooooo a playground I never been on one in years! *runs to swing*
random kid: excuse me sir but can I go on the swing?
Me: go away I just got here! *swing in air*
random kid: MOOOOOMMMY! *runs away*
Me: WOOOOOOPIIIIIEEE! *swings in air*
Le random kids mom: excuse me sir but my kid wants to go on the ride!
Me: I dont care!

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sdubstep: wait
vsdubstep: did PPG cockblock burrito
alphex: blame it on the small sized *** of burrito
vsdubstep: OH WOW
alphex: HNNNG
alphex: POWRPE'JRW
Burritoburger: YYYYYUUUUUUSSSSSS
alphex: AND SO IT BEGINS
Burritoburger: NOSTALGIA BOOOOOOOOO B
Burritoburger: BOMB F*CK
alphex: memory ***!
vsdubstep: |)
vsdubstep: BOOB
alphex: My mind is reliving good shows that had effort put into it HNNG
vsdubstep: |>

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Police: *knock knock* open up this is the police!
Me: oh crap what I do this time? *opens door* yes?
Police: are you *censored*?
Me: yes me name is *censored* why do you ask?
Police: we been getting complaints about you and your dog we ask you to either deal with it or put the dog down
Me: my dog has done nothing
Police: you sure?
Me: yes yes I'm sure
Police: well sorry for bothering you

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neighbors are complaining about my dog spike (yes he was named spike before the show STFU) this is what I think

they also complain that I made there son gay for showing him MLP

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My head hurts I just woke up why was I unbanned?

Have what you think is a good idea for a story, but don't have the time/writing skill to make that idea into a reality? Well then this is the place for you! Just leave your ideas here and maybe somebody will think it's good and make a story out of it, the only thing you have to lose is roughly two minutes so why not!?

Here is the link to the group!

Here were my ideas I posted!

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I have decided to write a story... after I'm done fixing my billion eons of history...

Lizzy: hey alphex you should write a story!
Me: no way
Lizzy:
Me: I'm not going to make a story
Lizzy:
Me: I wont make a stor....
Lizzy:
Me: okay.... I'll think about it...... I swear all the mares are so bossy