What I did on my walk today

Me: *LE WALKING ON THE STREETS*
Me: oooooo a playground I never been on one in years! *runs to swing*
random kid: excuse me sir but can I go on the swing?
Me: go away I just got here! *swing in air*
random kid: MOOOOOMMMY! *runs away*
Me: WOOOOOOPIIIIIEEE! *swings in air*
Le random kids mom: excuse me sir but my kid wants to go on the ride!
Me: I dont care!
Le random kids mom: your way to old for a swing set anyway sir now get off of that swing!
Me: I dont give a fuck!

Comments

[n]

is dis u?

[The sad mare]

186552 no but it fits what I did today e.deviantart.net/emoticons/t/trollface.png I look way older

[n]

186555
aw
I wanted a photo

[The sad mare]

186560 never

[Lazypoisonfl]

186563 every time you make me laugh

[DJ DASH3R]

186563 don't make me track your IP, find your house, take a picture of you and send it to everyone you talk to on FiMFic. I'll do it.

[The sad mare]

186583 go ahead bro

[DJ DASH3R]

186587 fuck you and calling my bluff.
Off to google to find a ip tracer.

[DoctorAnatomy]

186583>>186587

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alphex's giveafuck-o-meter.

[DoctorAnatomy]

just how old are you?

[DJ DASH3R]

186614 if I remember my math right 63

[blaze99]

I think that his age level is
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[DoctorAnatomy]

186625

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[The sad mare]

186628 legit indeed

[The sad mare]

186626 yes I will out live you some day btw

[DJ DASH3R]

186628 I'm not joking. He told me when he was born like a week ago and I did the math.

[DoctorAnatomy]

186633

oh, jesus. I'm talking to an old guy who is a brony, and also knows the internet very well. Lord help me

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[The sad mare]

186639 geez so your saying an old man cant be HIP? e.deviantart.net/emoticons/t/trollface.png

186637 your freaking the doc out bro....

[DoctorAnatomy]

186644

I'M FREAKING OUT BRO

[The sad mare]

186648 one reason why I dont tell people my age most of the times

[DoctorAnatomy]

186650

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[The sad mare]

186653

media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsh71u00jo1qcgswn.jpg

[iloveportalz0r]

Pics or it didn't happen dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_dealwithit.png

[DoctorAnatomy]

186655

i know how you feel about dat age thing. I'm probably the youngest here.

[The sad mare]

186658 I dont take pics of me getting chased by a crazy mother while I hold my cane in the air shouting "NEVER"

[The sad mare]

186660

are you 12 or younger?

[DoctorAnatomy]

186662

Not telling. it is a secret.

[The sad mare]

186664

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you troll you!

[DJ DASH3R]

186644 mission accomplished

[The sad mare]

186668

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you troll you!

[DoctorAnatomy]

186672

let's just say that i'm older than 12 but younger then 18.

My IQ is also well above that of my age group.

[The sad mare]

186701 eh my IQ goes down when I get older

[DoctorAnatomy]

186704

sucks to be you.

[DJ DASH3R]

186704 pssstt hey hey Alphex

[The sad mare]

186720 what?

186711 someday you will feel my pain

[DJ DASH3R]

186729 there is so much win on this page.

[The sad mare]

186747 nope

[DJ DASH3R]

186757 so much
DSLR
So much
Win
So much

[The sad mare]

186764 dont know if trying to get IP or if eBay

[DJ DASH3R]

186766 it's eBay. It's a search page for DSLR's between $20 and $150 and I drooled.
A LOT.

[The sad mare]

186769 I might get one time for some stalking e.deviantart.net/emoticons/t/trollface.png

[DJ DASH3R]

186771 legit.

[The sad mare]

186774 what is your IP so I can uh test my new camera

[DJ DASH3R]

186777 xxx.xxx.x.x:xxxx <---//auto censor

[The sad mare]

186778 19.99.339.34.34.34.3

[DJ DASH3R]

186780 my phone asked me if I wanted to call that number.
Me: fuck no
Phone: calling
Me: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
phone: canceling
Me:

[The sad mare]

186788 fake number e.deviantart.net/emoticons/t/trollface.png

[DJ DASH3R]

186791 youdon'tsay.png

[The sad mare]

186793 yes I love it when people do that to me

[DJ DASH3R]

186796 do what to you?