Jun
20th
2012
Hey look some good news for once! · 8:52am Jun 20th, 2012
Police: *knock knock* open up this is the police!
Me: oh crap what I do this time? *opens door* yes?
Police: are you *censored*?
Me: yes me name is *censored* why do you ask?
Police: we been getting complaints about you and your dog we ask you to either deal with it or put the dog down
Me: 
my dog has done nothing
Police: you sure?
Me: yes yes I'm sure
Police: well sorry for bothering you
Me: its okay its just the neighbors dont like me
Police: okay then sorry to hear that if we ever get a call from them about a complaint for you well just ignore it thanks for your time
*POLICE LEAVE AREA*
silly police your just doomed the neighborhood
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The sad mare · 549 views
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That is all
185216 I can now put poop in peoples front doors so the step on it [its not my dogs poop]
185217
That is all.
185224 e.deviantart.net/emoticons/t/trollface.png
that is all now excuse me the bathroom brown bag awaits!
185225 you know, poop releases some methane. Lit the bag on fire and throw it at at people's houses.
Go rent a car, pretend your going on vacation, shit-ify their house, return car, pretend something came up and you couldn't take the vacation after all.
185240 stop reading my mind bro... e.deviantart.net/emoticons/t/trollface.png
185242 so you live where? I want to look up you getting arrested for throwing flaming bags of shit at someone's house.
185245 I never tell
someone tried to kill me when I told them where I lived I had to beat the poor girl to almost death dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png
lol british police are same
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