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The sad mare


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  • 617 weeks
    THIS GUY HAD A AWESOME IDEA IT MADE ME...

    vsdubstep: inb4 demon facepalming
    The Roman Cat: whao make that a fic now
    Burritoburger: MAGICCCC
    vsdubstep: she always does that
    vsdubstep: unless she's afk
    vsdubstep: the facepalm
    demonshadow: *facepalm*
    phokingazn: huh
    The Roman Cat: >.(\
    alphex: that fic info gave me a raging boner
    The Roman Cat: wow
    vsdubstep: wait
    vsdubstep: the idea itself gave alphex a boner

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    11 comments · 697 views
  • 618 weeks
    Story I had requested

    MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE

    thank you to

    PhoKingAzn

    ya make me happy

    this is the best story ever trust me

    13 comments · 557 views
  • 618 weeks
    What I did on my walk today

    Me: *LE WALKING ON THE STREETS*
    Me: oooooo a playground I never been on one in years! *runs to swing*
    random kid: excuse me sir but can I go on the swing?
    Me: go away I just got here! *swing in air*
    random kid: MOOOOOMMMY! *runs away*
    Me: WOOOOOOPIIIIIEEE! *swings in air*

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    71 comments · 616 views
  • 618 weeks
    CHECK MY TROLLING SKILLS

    sdubstep: wait
    vsdubstep: did PPG cockblock burrito
    alphex: blame it on the small sized *** of burrito
    vsdubstep: OH WOW
    alphex: HNNNG
    alphex: POWRPE'JRW
    Burritoburger: YYYYYUUUUUUSSSSSS
    alphex: AND SO IT BEGINS
    Burritoburger: NOSTALGIA BOOOOOOOOO B
    Burritoburger: BOMB F*CK
    alphex: memory ***!
    vsdubstep: |)
    vsdubstep: BOOB

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    32 comments · 734 views
  • 618 weeks
    Hey look some good news for once!

    Police: *knock knock* open up this is the police!
    Me: oh crap what I do this time? *opens door* yes?
    Police: are you *censored*?
    Me: yes me name is *censored* why do you ask?
    Police: we been getting complaints about you and your dog we ask you to either deal with it or put the dog down

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Jun
20th
2012

CHECK MY TROLLING SKILLS · 2:41pm Jun 20th, 2012

sdubstep: wait
vsdubstep: did PPG cockblock burrito
alphex: blame it on the small sized *** of burrito
vsdubstep: OH WOW
alphex: HNNNG
alphex: POWRPE'JRW
Burritoburger: YYYYYUUUUUUSSSSSS
alphex: AND SO IT BEGINS
Burritoburger: NOSTALGIA BOOOOOOOOO B
Burritoburger: BOMB F*CK
alphex: memory ***!
vsdubstep: |)
vsdubstep: BOOB
alphex: My mind is reliving good shows that had effort put into it HNNG
vsdubstep: |>
Burritoburger: Favorite episode? SQUIGGLIES! (Or whatever thay were called
Burritoburger: )
Moon Shooter XD: Scribbles.
Burritoburger: AAAHHH OKAY
Moon Shooter XD: And yes, that was a great episode.
alphex: were is blue!
Burritoburger: IRON WILL'S ETIQUETTE CLASS
alphex: MASTER BLUE! HNNG
alphex: yes
alphex: I love that episode
Burritoburger: TEH BBBBBOOOOOGGGGAAAAYYYYY
alphex: hes going to the bathroom
alphex: lolol
alphex: I know that feeling when you need to use the bathroom
Burritoburger: Why is it backwards?
alphex: no copyright
alphex: ?
Burritoburger: Oh.
alphex: a cartoon that showed a bathroom and a man taking a ***
Ayojedi: Moon, have you written a single word?
alphex: really LEGIT
Burritoburger: BOWEL MOVEMENT
Moon Shooter XD: Actually, yes.
Ayojedi: wow
Ayojedi: Well done
Moon Shooter XD: 20 in fact.
Ayojedi: Oh...
alphex: A SHOW THAT TEACHES HOW TO WASH THERE HANDS
alphex: EPIC
Burritoburger: YEAH IF ONLY YOU'D PAY ATTENTION YOU'D SEE HE'S WORKING HARD JEEZ D:<
alphex: wait it goes over?
alphex: I been lied to my hole life...
Burritoburger: Ever scince '=I saw this episode I've had the toilet papaer over.
alphex: silence
alphex: its awkward
alphex: ...
vsdubstep: my computer is overheat
vsdubstep: trying to bring it under control
alphex: *** on it
alphex: it will cool on it
Ayojedi: Blow on it, Dub
vsdubstep: I am
vsdubstep: and no alphex
Ayojedi: Harder!
vsdubstep: I'm not going to do what you tried
Moon Shooter XD: Giggty?
alphex: why the heckomized not?
Burritoburger: Giggity?
Ayojedi: Giggity Goo!
Burritoburger: alphex apparantly wants to have sex with me, according to the rest of the chat.
alphex: GIGGITY GIGITY BLUE
alphex: yes
vsdubstep: uh
Moon Shooter XD: Giggity Giggity Bloo
vsdubstep: he said it himself burrito
alphex: you are a sex beast burritp
vsdubstep: that he wants your long hard thick burrito
alphex: burrito *
vsdubstep: and SUCK IT
vsdubstep: all the salty juices etc
Burritoburger: JESUS CHRIST BRO
alphex: I will stick my cane up your butt hoe
Burritoburger: MY FREAKING NAME IS DIGIT BRO
Burritoburger: BRO
vsdubstep: it's burrito bro
vsdubstep: in the stream
Burritoburger: DUDE BRO MAN GUY
alphex: okay I want to stick my cane up Digits butt hoe
Burritoburger: You don't have a cane! Unless you are reffering to your d*ck, but GOOD GOD MAN
Ayojedi: Stick a Digit in alphex
Burritoburger: WHAT THE FU
alphex: I need my lube *pulls lube out o pocket*
alphex: now were ready
alphex: eheheheh
alphex: hahahaha
alphex: HAHAHAHAH
alphex: rape face on
Ayojedi: Digit's getting laid tonight....whether he wants it or not
Burritoburger: YEAH RIGHT I GOTS MY MAGICAL TOP HAT
alphex: has alphex ties digit to the street light digit tries to fight back but alphex sticks his saggy old shaft into digits mouth
Burritoburger: *pulls out vabrator* EAT THIS!
alphex: he tried to say something but cant say anything due to a saggy shaft in his mouth
Ayojedi: See ya guys! I'm off to the cinema!
Ayojedi: Have fun raping Digit!
alphex: has alphex thrusts in his mouth digit starts to moan
Burritoburger: OH FMMK MOUY
alphex: and he moants loud
Ayojedi: Bye!
Burritoburger: why
Burritoburger: why me
vsdubstep: cya ayojedi
vsdubstep: I restarted chrome
alphex: bye ayo
vsdubstep: now my cores are down to 70 degrees celsius
alphex: alphex then shot his seed into digit
alphex: digit tried to breath but could not
Burritoburger: IN MY MOUTH?!
alphex: he started chocking
alphex: and started chocking to death
Burritoburger: He then decided that this story is pathetic.
alphex: and diad
alphex: teh end
Burritoburger: And then he pulled himself out of it.
Burritoburger: Of the story.
vsdubstep: into real life
Burritoburger: And he wasn't dead.
vsdubstep: where alphex was waiting
alphex: alphex then grabbed digits dick before he could get out
vsdubstep: with a large cane
Burritoburger: And then he punched alphex throught the internet.
alphex: and chopped his large dick off
alphex: and shoved his dick into digits mouth
alphex: digit started to choke again
Burritoburger: At least you calle it large...
alphex: on his own dick
Burritoburger: THEN I KICKED HIM
alphex: he then swalloed his dick
Burritoburger: I AM NOT HE IS
alphex: and pooped it out
alphex: and alphex put the poop covered dick back into digits mouth
alphex: and he swallowed it again
vsdubstep: oh gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
vsdubstep: okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
alphex: this time it got stuck
alphex: and he really died
alphex: this time
alphex: THE END.
Burritoburger: Y'know what? Bye. I'll be back one I get you f*cker and your story out of my head.
alphex: people try to counter troll me
vsdubstep: here we go.
alphex: it never works...
alphex: and sorry if your mind is ***
alphex: hey dub want to try and understand my logic?
vsdubstep: UHhhhhhhhh
vsdubstep: VIOLENCE is NOT THE ANsWER
alphex: nope
Burritoburger: aaaaaaand I'm back.
alphex: did you fix your mind?
vsdubstep: uh oh
vsdubstep: he's screwed now
Burritoburger: What? What do you mean?
alphex: dayum blue
alphex: I better clean the poop and *** here too...
Burritoburger: COME BACK HERE AND i'LL CLEAN YOUR ***
alphex: go ahead I will love you too
Burritoburger: So.... what's going on?
vsdubstep: uh
vsdubstep: Alphex is cleaning your dick
vsdubstep: i think
alphex: your cleaning my butt hoe with your tounge
vsdubstep: well
alphex: while I fap off to lesbo porn
vsdubstep: I will back away now
vsdubstep: this chat is like
vsdubstep: holy crap
Burritoburger: Wait, what? I thought you had a fetish for Digit....?
alphex: you are digit
Burritoburger: What? No, I'm Burritoburger.
alphex: I jusk fked your memory out of you
Burritoburger: Um, what? I'm pretty sure my doctor said I wne tinto therapy... what's therapy?
Burritoburger: *went
alphex: yea you went to being gay therapy
Burritoburger: What? Dude, I have a girlfriend, why would you say that?
Burritoburger: Are you bullying me?
alphex: cuz you hate her
alphex: no
Burritoburger: Yes! You just called me gay.
alphex: I am gay too
alphex: I'm a bi sexual
Burritoburger: Obviously, but I didn't say it, you did
alphex: yes yes I did
Burritoburger: I know! Now who the hell is Digit?!
alphex: your other side
Burritoburger: Oh, he must be f*cking awesome.
alphex: yes
alphex: hes a sex beast
Burritoburger: 0_o
Burritoburger: Um...
Burritoburger: Oh, I think I found his body... that the hell is that in his mou- ALPHEX YOU ***
alphex: heheheh
alphex: hahahahah
alphex: HAHHAHAHAHAH
alphex: huh wut?
alphex: sorry
Burritoburger: Ugh... I think /i have to go back to therapy.
alphex: be my guest

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Comments ( 32 )

Wtf:rainbowlaugh:

Mental note: don't try to troll Alphex

185534 the reason this started

alphex: people try to counter troll me
vsdubstep: here we go. [dub knows what is going to happen lol]
alphex: it never works...

simply the guy tried to counter troll me and I went all troll mode

:trollestia:

That is all

186163 people tried to counter troll me has you can see it ends horrible

186336

Do we have to do this again?

:fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry:

y-you're making me sad...

186358

i-i'll t-try.
:fluttershysad:
I c-cant' do it...
:fluttercry:

186361

YOU THY SUBJECT REFUSE TO BE HAPPY YOU MUST GO TO HELL

186367

*opens portal to hell*



PREPARE THY SUBJECT YOUR NEW HOME IS HERE


*throws DoctorAnatomy in hell*

186396

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*opens portal to equestria*

SEE YA, FUCKHEAD

*goes through portal that only i can open*

186491 none of them have my fucks which reminds me to write what I did on my walk today dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png

186594

well, i really wish i could give a fuck....
but my give a fuck-o-meter says otherwise.

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