Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

I do be writing. You do be reading

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Plot with plot (Please laugh)

What a beautiful Sunset.

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

Writing wrongs.

Me am chibi dwagon. Me am here to clean up after messy ponies. Also: To defeated the badponies.(Luckily my writing skill exceeds my character's speaking skills)

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

I am never serious.

Writer of truly pornographic shorts. If you let your kid read my stuff, you are a bad parent. I don't feed the trolls.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Brony for life

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Keeping Christ out of Christmas since 1942

8000 soldiers!

Horrifically Fun

"A world without friendship is a lonely world indeed."

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

Social pariah like you've never seen before.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.