She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

"You will be EXTERMINATED: With Lemons!"

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.