I'm a man that given lemons I shall question life's motives and if there are none I shall rake the lemons and shove them into life's many holes

When faced with the evils of this world, happiness can give you the foundation to bear it, sadness gives you the wisdom to acknowledge it, and anger gives you the strength to oppose it!

Wanna know what happens after a controversy fades away? Absolutely nothing, because it's gone.

I'm old. Classic rock all the way.

Yes

I'm just here for horse stories.

There ain't no rakes on the grape train!

I shall vow to follow everyone.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!

We are one, we are many. We are, Xenomorphs!

That one guy who watches other guys write stories about extra dimensional sapient ponies.