Hello everyone and welcome back to a brand new edition of shitty blogs! Yes, 'tis I, the Lord Guffington. I have decidded to give away this account for the sake of seeing someone else do whatever they want with it. I fullheartedly expect no takers, but if you or anyone you know would, then go ahead and send me a PM and we can get on our way with this

TY all so much,
~Lord G

So, what can I say? I have literally had no contact at all with anything MLP related in at least a year. I thought I might've died without, but tbh, it's been pretty relaxing. I've met new people, become less awkward socially, and even learned to right better in the time I've been gone. It's crazy to think that three years ago that I was fucking obsessed with everything MLP, especially with this website. Tell me what you guys (the four that will read this and not respond at all) think about

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Long time, no anything, am I right?

So, here's what's been going on in my life-

But we don't want to hear about your life! We just want stories!

Shut up and listen! I'm doing this because
1: I feel like it
2: I'm bored
3: I haven't had any connection to the outside world in forever
4: I feel like you guys deserve something

So here we go...(tl;dr version at bottom)

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Same predicament, different day. All my stories are now officially on hiatus because here I am, doing something I'm not allowed to do, just for you guys (and to be official)

(Enter motto)

Please make a version of fimfiction.net compatible with the DS

Love,
Lord Guff

So I'm back from my coma caused by falling off a cliff.

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It seems I won't be back for at least a month. Tell others who depend on me as well that this has happened