One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

Just your average british lad. I write things for a living. It’s the strangest living you’ll ever find, second only to my inability to take myself off of the grid.

If you're reading this, I'm going on hiatus indefinitely. I will return one day, but until then, please take care and adieu.

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.

Why did my daughter have to introduce me to MLP?

Rockin' that fedora like Cary Grant.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Ellie here! I'm a fillyfooling and coltcuddling junky who ships everything predictable, sweet & sexy. Feel free to enjoy all of my stories or message me! ❤

Discordian, dyslexic, and creative. You have been warned. Personal Element: Orange

I love to create stories.

Love doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints. It takes and it takes and it takes and we keep loving anyway