"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Iatrogenesisist extraordinaire!

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

Diminutive Equine Novelist

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.

tacos is the new muffins!

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com