Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

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Navypony is a submariner in the US Navy, but he earns his name for his understanding and love of ships and shipping. Yes, that's shipping ponies.

Just a dude who likes teh fanfics.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

A downright delightful fellow.