I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Just some random guy. [Retired]

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

space is a waste

God, I'm so sorry.