Just some hidden brony with a s***load of ideas. Also available for assassinations (Not really, Deadpool does that.)

A Dreamwalker, hoping to share the stories he keeps.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

Beep boop. I am a robot. Boop.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

I write stories, but that's when I make the effort and I'm NOT writing a secret story.

Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.