Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

"If you only write when you're inspired you'll be a fairly decent poet, but you'll never be a novelist."

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

I am a startin writer hoping to create some of the most amazing stories.

(Insert witty comment here)

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

All I have to say is 'muu'. That is all~

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

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