"It is my sworn duty to protect the harmony of the Haremverse but if ones so salty try to disrupt this harmony in any way, THO SHALL GET RIGIDITY WREAKED BITCH BOI!"

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I'm a brony and a Pinkie Pie fan but I like all of the mane six, as well as Spike. I hope to provide some entertaining and interesting fanfics for the Brony community.

Nobody's home; go away.

NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE

Hello, future coworkers. Welcome to back when I was... younger. It hurts the more I think about it.

Favorite pony: Sweetie belle

I am the bologna with your bread, the ham in your sandwich, and your turkey on rye—deliciously sweet and offering varied simple tastes.

I'll fly high like a comet. Soar like a comet. Crash like a comet. I'm just a comet...

Just a random person of no significance!

Don't ask, the answer is 12.

Stuff

A thoroughly average Joe with an off color sense of humor.

I will follow you all

DUDE! WHEN DID THIS GET HERE! WORDS, RP, CLOPPONIES! That is all! I HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR AND STUFF!