I once was lost, but now I'm found. Just a quiet blue unicorn with a passion for the written word.
We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.
Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.
My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.