I'm actually a slab of beef jerky with a top hat and a cool microphone.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

favorite characters are as follows in no particular order. Zecora, Luna, Fluttershy, Spike, Berry Punch, Lyra & BonBon, Vinyl Scratch, & Discord, Oh and Big Mac (as long as he's gay).

I ask only that you would forgive me, should I ever truly go hollow, that you would not hate me for falling asunder to the insanity.

"Furion" to some, "Timber" to others, and "that gay deer guy" to at least one. Each is acceptable.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Super High-school Level Sociologist.