Of Vinyl and Belle's

by DJ Discharge

Chapter 3

Of Vinyl and Belle’s

By

DJ Discharge

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I turned off the DJ set, walked off the stage and into hallway before stopping at the sound of Sweetie complaining in the living room.”I’m booooorrrrrrreeeeedddddd!” I could hear the annoyance in Tara’s voice when she answered Sweetie as I trotted into the living room.

“Well maybe if you helped pack you wouldn't be so bored” The lavender unicorn replied as she packed some blankets into a duffle bag.

“But that sounds boring!” Sweetie whined

“You wouldn’t bored as long if you jus-Oh uh hey Vinyl” Tara said as she turned towards Sweetie and noticed me. I nodded my head but remained silent as I walked past Sweetie and Tara before starting to help pack.

“I can’t use magic so no!”Sweetie answered with a huff.

I just ignored their argument as I continued to pack for the trip (Tara told me about her plan to drive us when I was busy playing my music after my blow up at Sweetie). As I was packing I noticed my laptop poking out of a bag and decided to see if there was anymore news about the people turned ponies issue. I quickly pull it out and set it down before turning it on. As soon as I open up my internet browser an article grabs my attention.

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Ponies, who or what are they?

Early yesterday morning a large number of technicoloured equines showed up around the world claiming to be former humans. Despite these claims there is little to no proof they are who they claim to be. Who’s to say they didn’t just “get rid of” the humans they claim to be so they can slowly take over? Even more important is WHAT are they? Despite the fact that they appear to be related to horse, they do things that are scientifically impossible claiming it is “magic”....
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I continued to read for a few more lines before closing my laptop. “Well that was pointless...” I grumbled to myself.

“What was?”

I looked up at Tara a bit surprised that she had heard me, also noticing she was levitating the same curling iron and brush from last night. “Nothing but why do you have those?” I asked.

“I wanted to fix Sweetie’s mane before we head out” Tara said. We both turned at the sound of a crash and saw a familiar pink and purple tail sticking out from behind the couch. Tara rolled her eyes as she proceeded to levitate the filly out from behind the couch and in front of her.

“Hey lemme go!” Sweetie shouted and once again it was in my ear. I really need to learn to move away from her mouth when something like this happens because one day I’m going to go deaf.I glared at Sweetie as Tara used her magic to keep the filly still before she began working on her mane despite her protests and struggling.

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We had gotten our bags in Tara’s Escalade while her husband took the decoy and the mini van out to help distract the bronies out front. Tara turned to me as we finished.

“Could you put Sweetie Belle into the child seat in the back?”

I look over at Sweetie as she glared at me “You heard her dude...”.

“No! no no no! I am NOT going to sit in a damn childs seat I have let Tara mess with my hair! and a few other things here but Hell.To.The.No!” Sweetie said. I quickly used my magic as Sweetie tried...did she just try to bite me?!

“You're not getting me that easily dude!” I growl at her as I levitate her out of reach and over to the child seat.

“You just remember this moment because payback is a bitch!” Sweetie said as she threw a rock at me.....HOW DID SHE EVEN GET A ROCK!?

“OW! Dammit dude that hurt!” I yelled as I rubbed my head with a forehoof and used my magic to finish buckling Sweetie in. I glared at her before closing the door and walking around to the other side of the vehicle. Tara started the Escalade just as I finished buckling in even though Sweetie was screaming and cursing at me. I have the feeling she is pissed.Pretty soon though her screams were cut off as I stuck a sucker I found into her mouth.

“Be quiet and maybe you will get another” I said as I began to settle in for the ride. Shockingly that actually worked. ‘I had no clue Sweetie had a sweet tooth maybe that is an actual flaw she has on the show’ I thought to myself as I watched as we drove out of the driveway.

“I have something you can watch while we drive” Tara said as she turned on the TV on the back her seat with her magic.

“The walking dead?” she replied hopefully

“Uhh no. I was thinking something a little more age appropriate” Tara said as the screen showed the opening for Dora the explorer.

Sweetie’s eyes widened “No turn it off please! Tara I will pay you to turn it off!”

“Oh it’s not that bad” Tara answered Sweetie as I pulled my laptop out. Tara might not think it was bad but that didn’t mean I wanted to listen to it.

“Tara I will blow my brains out in this car if I find a gun if you do not turn that evil show off!” Sweetie said already slamming her head on the seat. I drowned out Sweetie’s cries of anguish by starting a skirmish of Battle for Middle-Earth.

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After 2 hours of battles I decide to call it quits and turn off my laptop only to hear Sweetie still banging the back of her head against the child seat. “Dude the TV is already off...” I say after glancing at the darkened TV screen.

“It is in my head!” Sweetie shouted

I roll my eye’s before grabbing my Iphone, turning it to Rob Zombie’s Dragula and putting the ear buds in her ear. “Better?” I asked and Sweetie nodded.

I lean against the door watching the scenery go by for a few seconds before turning back to Sweetie Belle. “Hey dude?”

“Yeah?”

“Uh...Sorry about...you know...blowing up at you. It wasn’t something I should’ve done...even if you're a pain in the ass to deal with.” I said

“Its fine trust me it is but I will have revenge” Sweetie replied with a smirk

I couldn’t help but laugh at that “Whatever you say dude”

“I’m not joking I-” Sweetie started to say before her eye’s widened with horror at something outside my window.

“What is it du-OH SHIT” I say as I turn around to the sight of a red car barreling towards us and I only had one thought going through my head before I blacked out.
‘Is that a Ferrari?’

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“...her into...before we...”

‘Huh? Who is there?’

“She’s....Losing her Doctor!”

‘Who? Losing who? Why can’t I move?’

“Get...amn Veterinarian in here!”

‘I feel...tired’

“Doctor she’s...”

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BEEP...

‘Huh? Is that my alarm?’

BEEP...

‘No...not loud enough for that...’

BEEP...

‘Still annoying though...’

BEEP...

I try to open my eye’s so I can see what's causing that noise but when I do I don't see anything. I start to panic.

“W-What h-happened...” I rasp barely audible due to my dry throat.I heard what sounded like Sweetie’s voice but it was muffled “S-Sweetie Belle? Is that you? Where are we? And why can’t I see?!” I was terrified and that damn beeping was getting faster.

“Calm down Vinyl we are in the hospital and Sweetie has an oxygen mask on” I heard Tara say

“The Hospital?! What the fu-” I started before I cried out in pain from my attempt to roll onto my side. It felt like someone was stabbing every inch of my body with knives! I heard a door open and a man speak.

“ Nurse get me the sedative!”

Sedative?! Oh hell no! “No no no no...” I say as I try to fight against the person holding me down despite the intense pain it causes me. I feel a jab in my flank before I start to lose what strength I had. “D-Damn...it...” Is all that escapes my mouth before I drift back into the realm of unconsciousness.

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The next time I wake up its to a lot of shouting coming from my left.

“Damn it she’s flatlining! somebody hurry the hell up and get the crash cart!”

“Here it is Doctor!”

“CLEAR!”

“No response Doctor!”

“Again! CLEAR!”

“I’ve got a beat...and it’s steady!”

“Good now get respiratory and get her a MRI now!”

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I wake up to the sound of Sweetie Belle and Tara talking.

“They say I’m good to go and that you should be out in a few days” Tara says

“But I want to leave nooowwww!” Sweetie whined “I’m bored in here!”

I tried to laugh at that but only ended up coughing before groaning in pain.

“Vinyl! You're awake!” Tara shouted as I heard the sound of her trotting over to my bedside.

“And I’m bored!” Sweetie shouted. I try to open my eye’s before closing them at the brightness of the room. It takes a few seconds for me get my eyes open again

“Yes we know Sweetie Belle” I can just make out Tara rolling her eye’s “How do you feel Vinyl?”

“ Some water would be great” I rasp out and after a few seconds I feel a glass against my lips.

“And something on the tv would be good as well like uhhh OH! Breaking Bad!” Sweetie Belle shouted

“Here watch some nickelodeon” Tara replied as I heard opening of some show come from Sweetie’s bed.

After I finished drinking the water I decide to ask Tara the most urgent question on my mind.

“So how bad is it?”

“You were in really bad shape when you first came in with broken bones and the whole nine yards but recovered remarkably fast after you stabilized. I suspect it has to do with a ponies natural magics.” The doctors are still recommending you and Sweetie stay in here a little bit longer to make sure there aren’t any other complications so just get some rest.” I nod as she finishes and decide to do just that.

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After we were released from the hospital Tara leads us over to a small four door green Sedan.

“Uh did you get a new car when we were in the hospital?” I ask looking at it

“It’s a rental” Tara stated before opening the door and getting into the driver’s seat.”Care to put Sweetie in the childs seat again?” Tara asked. I really hope Sweetie does not have any rocks on her to throw at me.

“WHAT AGAIN?!” Sweetie yelled in my magic grip. This time I was smart enough to keep her away from my ears and faced away from me so that if she did have a rock she wouldn’t be able to throw it at me. I quickly buckle her in and jump into the passengers seat so we can get going.”Why is it in the middle of the back seat!?” Sweetie shouts at us.

“So we can keep a better eye on you” Tara said

“Can we grab something to eat before we continue on to Nashville?” I ask Tara as Sweetie continues to shout at us from the back seat.

“Didn’t like the hospital food during your 3 week stay?” Tara teased

“Of course not! their food is gro-WAIT WHAT!? 3 weeks?”I was shocked. I mean I know I was out of it for awhile but it is still a shock when you hear that you just missed 3 weeks without it feeling like it.

“Wait food? I’m up for food!” Sweetie shouted. What is with her and shouting?! As we were pulling out of the hospital parking lot I spotted someplace to eat at.
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“How about Subway? Does that sound good?” I asked and both Tara and Sweetie agreed

Tara drove our rental into Subway’s parking lot and as we walked into the restaurant we took note of a sign advertising a “pony special”.

“Pony special? Well that's convenient!” Tara exclaimed before trotting over to the counter to order two foot longs and one 6 inch of the pony special. We were getting our order’s one of the staff looked at Sweetie before she said something surprised us.

“First Scootaloo and now Sweetie Belle? At this rate we will have Applebloom by closing time”

“Wait Scootaloo was here? When?” I asked

“She left about five minutes before you walked in” the staff member said before turning to take the order of the person behind us.

“Are you fucking kidding me..” Sweetie mumbled

“I can’t believe we just missed another of the CMC dude” I said to Sweetie as we sat down to eat our subs.

“And I can’t believe you won’t shut up and eat” Sweetie grumbled taking a bite of her sub

“I wonder if we can trade you for Scootaloo...” I grumble before biting into my sandwich.

“Oh hush both of you” Tara scolded both of us “Or else” she warned

Not wanting to get turned into a potted plant I decide to shut up and finish my meal. Looking up again I saw that Sweetie had some of her food on her face and I wasn’t the only one to notice.

“Really Sweetie Belle? You got your food all over your face again!” Tara said as she began to clean up the filly with some wet napkins no matter how much she protested. I could hear a few laughs and “D’awwww’s’” coming from the other customers in the restaurant as they watched the scene. After Tara wiped Sweetie’s face we decided we should hit the road again “Vinyl care to put Sweetie in her seat? and Sweetie no whining!”

I sigh and use my magic to do as Tara asked hoping that Sweetie wouldn’t try anything and this time she surprisingly didn’t other than yawn.”I’m just going to close my eyes for a second” Sweetie mumbled.

“Alright Sweetie you do that” Tara said “So that way you will be silent for a while” She mumbled

I looked at Tara with a bit surprise as we got in the car “So she’s finally getting to you too huh?”

Tara shook her head “More like she is too whiny”

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After a few hours of driving we were passing through a small town when I noticed a clothing shop. Normally it wouldn’t catch my attention but this one had a large sign out front that said “now with clothes for ponies!” which I decided to point out to Tara of course being quiet as to not wake up the sleeping filly.

“Hey Vinyl?”

“Yah?” I asked Tara

“Should we wake Sweet-” We were cut off by a high pitched yawn in the back seat “Or she will wake up on her own....should we go in the store?”

“Sure I don’t mind...just don’t ask me to play dress up” I reply

“What are you talking about?” Sweetie asked still trying to wake up and stretching “What store?”

“The store we are parking in front of dude” I say as the car does just that.

“But for what?” Sweetie asked

“Clothing” Tara answers as she gets out of the car.

“Hey what about me?!” Sweetie shouted and she is now fully awake

I roll my eyes as I use my magic to get her out of the child seat and onto the ground. As we walked into the store we were immediately spotted by the owner and her assistant.

“Hello there my name is Richard and I am the owner of this establishment.” The man said smiling “And how may I help you?” Tara trotted up to Richard and whispered something to him “I think we can do that let me just get my daughter out here” Richard said “Jenny! come here! we have customers and I need you to take some measurements!”

“Coming!” came the reply from the back seconds before Jenny walked out. “Oh our first pony customers! well then if you will stand over on this platform we will get started right away on your measurements and while we are doing that you can specify what you want”

“Lets start with Sweetie Belle then” Tara walked over to Jenny “We need you to make a bathing suit for that little filly and make it yellow and pink. Oh and some pink and purple pajamas” Tara whispered to her. I was close enough to overhear it and snickered a bit.

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After Jenny finished taking Sweetie’s measurements (not an easy task by any means what with her complaining and all) Tara decided she would get a few items as well. In the meantime I decided chat with Sweetie.

“Hey dude I just thought of something” I said as sat beside her.

“What is it?” Sweetie asked

“You know how you're a filly right?” I asked knowing that what I was going to ask her would probably unnerve her and she nodded. “And that if there is no way to reverse this that you're stuck that way right?” she nodded again. “So I was wondering...how are you gonna deal with going through puberty?”

“....I don’t want to think about it!” Sweetie shouted her voice cracking

I couldn’t help but start laughing at her and by the time I stopped i was clutching my sides and trying to catch my breath only to feel a tiny hoof on my face. “Shut up! or so help me the next time you fall asleep I will hold a pillow over your head until you stop kicking!”

“That threat is kinda hard to take seriously when your filly that can’t even use magic dude” I say as I roll my eyes. Just as Sweetie was gonna reply the telltale ringing of a cellphone could be heard coming from my mane. I could feel everyone staring at me as I pulled out my Iphone and looked at the number.

“Isn’t that Pinkie’s thing? pulling stuff out of nowhere like that” Sweetie said

“I dunno...I just figured out I could store small things in my mane and tail today” I shrug. “Oh and it seems Kelly your ex-girlfriend is calling.” I say as I hit the answer button and levitate it over to Sweetie.

“Hello? Damian? Are you there?”

“....Hang up!” Sweetie yells

I winced as I heard a pained yell come from Kelly and levitated it back to me. “Sorry about that Kelly she’s been a bit of a pain since all this started.” I said

“She? Since what started? And who is this?!” Kelly shouted through the phone. I’m glad I was holding it away from my ear.

“This is John although I go by Vinyl now since I’ve turned into a unicorn mare.” I reply

“You know what bitch if you don’t want to tell me who you are you don’t have to be a smartass!” Dayum gurl! she is LOUD

“Damn it look Kelly I’ve been turned into Vinyl Scratch and Damian turned into Sweetie Belle from the show My little pony and if you have been watching the news you would know that I’m telling the truth!” I was seriously starting to get annoyed with everyone calling me a liar...and she hung up on me.....wow now I see why Damian dumped her

“I swear if I get called a liar over the phone again I’m gonna find a way to blow a persons ear drums out via cellphone...” I growled

“Ok it’s your turn Vinyl!” Tara said as she finished getting her order finished.

“Wait what? I don’t need clothes” I said and started to back away before finding myself being levitated towards the platform. “Hey! I said I don’t need anything!”

“You need some sort of swim wear as well as a casual and formal outfit just in case” Tara explained. As I was placed on the platform could feel my body freeze up...when did she learn how to do that?!

“I don’t wear dresses! And what do we need formal wear for? Are we meeting the president?” I replied as I glared at Tara out of the corner of my eye.

Tara rolled her eyes “No but it’s good to be prepared just in case and trust me you’ll look just fine in a dress” She didn’t seem to realize that it didn’t matter how good I looked I just hate dresses.

I heard a good deal of laughing from a certain little filly as I was getting my measurements taken and couldn’t help but think.

‘What did I do to deserve this?’

Author's Note:

And there we have it!

Writing is harder then i thought it would be lol.

Anyways don't forget to comment, point out errors and ask questions!

This is DJ Discharge saying LET THE INSANITY COMMENCE!

Comments

[Sapphiredragon]

Great chapter :D

[DJ Discharge]

2568930 Thanks!

[Sapphiredragon]

Damn no new chapter lol

[Sky Breeze]

I demand new chapter!

[DJ Discharge]

2697767>>2734881 The new chapter is currently in the works. the biggest issue is getting sparknanator away from whatever he is doing so he can write damian/sweetie belle's parts (since it is his character). I swear its like pulling teeth.

[Sapphiredragon]

2736641 I know sparknanator I maybe able to help with your problem

[Flash_Magnus]

Oh celestia,this whole story is full of funny!

[Twilight]

Besides some grammatical errors, you got something here.
Very fun to read!

[Sky Breeze]

"Story on Hitaus" HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?! WAHH!

(It is sad day)

[DJ Discharge]

2922879 it is a very sad day . But the good thing is that me and Twilight (the fimfic author not the character) are preparing a collaborative story as well so its safe to say you will have something to chew on soon!

[sinewystatue382]

do chapter 4