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Of Vinyl and Belle's - DJ Discharge



Well here we are. My best friend/roommate and I turned into ponies and we are apparently not the only one's. So now what are we gonna do? Read to find out

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Chapter 2

Of Vinyl and Belle’s

By

Dj Discharge

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Tara sat there and smiled “No need to thank me girls” both Sweetie and myself facehoofed at that “What? Is something wrong?”

“Me and my roommate here weren’t always female...” I said as I lowered my hoof.

Tara shook her head “Well your lucky I decided to go out for a drive and well I ran into yo-”she was promptly cut off by a sound akin to a lions growl.

Sweetie how ever laughed “I think Vinyl i-” she stopped at the sound of her own stomach “Say it and I will shove your horn somewhere”

I start laughing before my stomach complaints against the lack of food.Tara started laughing at us “Sounds like you didn’t get enough to eat. Want to just come over to my place?”

“Yes! Food!” I shouted throwing my forehooves in the air.

Sweetie punched me in the face “I AM STARVING!”

I rubbed my cheek and looked at her “What the hell dude?! Did you really have to hit me for being hungry?!”I asked and Sweetie nodded.

“Indeed I did” Sweetie said with smug look on her face.I roll my eyes and decide to lay down on the seat to wait out the ride. It wasn’t long before we pulled into the driveway of a rather large house a huge crowd of bronies outside the gate. Sweetie decided as she got out of the car that now was a great time to be an attention leech.

People were screaming “Sweetie I love you!” and “You are best CMC”. Sweetie was taking it all in doing a pose every now and then.

And she wasn’t the only one getting attention, even if the rest of us didn’t ask for it. There were shouts of “Twilight is best pony!” and “Drop the bass Vinyl!”. I think I even heard someone shouting something about me and a baby...I don’t even want to think about that.

Tara sighed and ignored the attention before using her magic to drag Sweetie by the tail “Come on you!”

We trotted into the house before the bronies decided it was a good idea to try to climb the fence surrounding the property. It was HUGE! Especially when you're used to living in a small 2 bedroom apartment.

“Just make yourselves comfortable in the living room over there and...I don’t think I got your names” Tara looked at Sweetie and I.

“Just call me Vinyl” I said “If I look the part I might as well go with it for now, right?”

“And I guess you can call me Sweetie Belle” Sweetie said jumping on Tara’s couch.

Tara nodded and started to head down the hall before stopping and shouting over her shoulder “Oh you may want to look in the room on the other side of the hall from the living room Vinyl. I figure it might be something you're interested in”. And with that cryptic message given she continued down the hall.

I look at Sweetie “What do you think it?”

“You should go” Sweetie said shrugging “What's the worst that could happen?”

“I guess you have a point” I say as I turn and walk into the room across the hall from the living room before stopping in shock. “Uhh dude? you might wanna come see this!” I yell over my shoulder.

Sweetie ran into the room slamming into my leg “Ouch!” She said walking around me before she started staring as well. It looked like someone had built a small dance club I here, complete with lights, speakers and even DJing equipment on one side of the room on a small stage.

I turn my head to look at Sweetie “I never would’ve thought Tara to be the type to have something like in her house.”

“Well it is Tara so I could see it she does do the voice of the second best pony” Sweetie said

I walk up to the small stage looking over the DJing equipment “You don’t think she wants me to us this do you?”

“Yes she does now BREAK OUT THE BASS CANNON!” Sweetie screamed as her voice cracked a little.

“But I don’t know how to work this! And I don’t even like Dubstep, I prefer the lighter stuff dude!”I say as I get on stage and begin looking over the equipment. Strangely enough I feel as if I know what every piece does...but that's impossible...right?

“Nothing is impossible now start the music foal!”Sweetie said with a glare.

I turn on the set and start to fiddle with the equipment for a few minutes before deciding to try my hand(or hoof as it is) at creating a song I’ve had running around in my head for a couple hours now. As i started to put it together I just kind of...got into the zone i guess... and was bobbing my head to the music, using my magic to run the equipment.

As the music ended I sit there for a minute before at the dance floor to see Sweetie, Tara and her husband all grinning at me.It was kinda making me nervous “W-What? Why are you all smiling at me like that?”

“That was decent thats for sure” Sweetie said

“It seems my theory was correct” Tara said with a smile that could put Pinkie out of business.

“What theory?” Sweetie asked cocking her head

“Well I had only my own experience to go by, until Vinyl here confirmed it, but basically we appear to have the talents of the ponies we’ve turned into.” Tara answered while watching me as I get off the stage and trot over to the group.

“So if I am right if somebody became Rarity they would be a dramatic douche?” Sweetie asked “And now I have crappy cooking skills? but a great singing voice?”

“Not quite. The person who became Rarity would gain her special talent which is bringing out the potential in others. And as for the second part of your question I actually need to check something for the second part of my theory.” She says before she uses her magic to grab my shades of face before I can react.

“Hey give those back!” I yell as I try to grab them from her. She continued to levitate them just out of my reach. “Damn it Tara this isn’t funny!” Why was i getting angry? Why was i getting so emotional over some shades? I haven’t even had them for 24 hours and yet I can’t imagine myself without them anymore for some reason. Just as about yell at Tara again I feel the familiar weight of my shades on my face.

“Sorry about that Vinyl but I had prove the second part of my theory in that in addition to getting the talent of the pony we’ve turned into we also gain some of their major flaws. In your case Vinyl’s emotional attachment to her shades.” Tara said to me with an apologetic look on her face.

“Hey Tara?” Sweetie said

“Yes Sweetie Belle?” She replied as she looked at the little filly.

“Do you care if I help with cooking Supper?” Sweetie asked batting her eyelashes

My stomach twists at the thought of Sweetie cooking after Tara’s little revelation of our flaws.

“Uh no way in hell are you cooking dude...were you not listening when Tara said we’ve gained some of the flaws of the ponies we've become?” I say to Sweetie as I try to calm myself down. “Sweetie Belle burnt orange juice and liquified french toast in the show if you've forgotten”

“Doesn’t mean I can’t cook and besides I asked Tara not you.” Sweetie said using the puppy dog eyes “Please?”

“How about if everyone cooks their own servings? That should solve any problems with bad cooking” Tara replied.

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Luckily the fire was put out fast before it could spread. Turns out Sweetie got the flaw of crappy cooking. When she made toast it somehow turned into soup and to add insult to injury it lit on fire. I’ll never figure out how the flaming toast soup got in my mane. I was running around the Kitchen for a full 15 seconds before Tara managed to put it out using some sort of water spell. After we got the fire out I demanded that Sweetie stand in the corner until we finished cooking the rest of the food.

As we finished up cooking I looked over at what was left of Sweetie’s “flaming toast soup” before asking Tara “Do you have any TV dinners? I don’t think she is gonna be able to eat that”


“There are some in the freezer above the fridge” Tara replied as she put her food on a dish

“Can I come out now?” Sweetie asked

“Yah I’m just gonna throw out the abomination you created and grab you a tv dinner” I told as i started to levitate said abomination towards the bathroom.

“So yes or no? can I get out of the corner now?” Sweetie asked again

I ignored her seeing as I had already basically said yes and proceeded to dump the creation of evil into the toilet.Sweetie ended up coming into the bathroom with an annoyed look “I said I was sorry!”

I roll my eyes “Just go sit at the table..” I said as I walked back into the kitchen “I’ll have your meal ready in a minute”

Sweetie did as I said grumbling some rude things about me and a stick. At least I think she said stick. I decided to ignore her and grabbed the TV dinner from the freezer before putting it in the microwave. I noticed it was some sort of vegetarian lasagna which surprised me.

“I didn't think they made veggie lasagna TV dinners...must be higher quality stuff” I quickly levitated my and Sweetie’s dinners into the dining room. As I placed our meals at the table and sat down.

“Gee I still don’t know why you were so mad” Sweetie mumbled climbing into her chair

I sigh “I’m not so much mad anymore as I am tired dude...”. After a few minutes of us eating silence a thought occurred to me. “Hey if each have some of the flaws of the ponies we've become does that mean you have Twilight’s OCD Tara?”

Tara shrugged “I guess it would seeing as Sweetie Belle nearly lit my house on fire from trying to cook and you got angry when I took your sun glasses away” Tara said

“You don’t seem to be too worried about it” I reply.

“Because I don’t have anything to obsess over and I had a friend with OCD so I can control it” Tara said. I just looked at her blankly thinking ‘how do you control OCD?’.

We finished our meals in relative silence with few problems...mostly with Sweetie making a mess as she ate.Her food mainly landed on her face so that was kinda funny. It was while Tara was cleaning off Sweetie’s face with a face cloth that she decided to drop a loaded question I had been trying not to think about.

“So...have you two noticed any other changes? And how are you two dealing being female?” she asked while scrubbing Sweetie’s face.

Sweetie used her hooves to push the cloth away “Other than having a smaller bladder nothing I can really think of” Sweetie said “Oh and getting tired from walking so much” After Sweetie added that Tara went back to scrubbing.

“What about you Vinyl?” Tara asked. “How did you get this food so deep into your fur” she mumbled

I remained silent for a minute while I thought about it. ‘Other than the obvious I don’t really FEEL different...well as long as ignore my new plumbing that is’ I thought. As I continued down this train of thought I remembered something to do with mare’s.

“Oh god please don’t tell me I’ll have to deal with heat!” I could feel my pupil’s shrink into near nonexistence at the idea that I might have to deal with that. I noticed that everyone’s faces except Sweetie’s had gone red. “I said that out loud didn’t I?” I could feel my own face heating up in embarrassment and Sweetie just laughed at me.

“N-Not exactly” Tara stammered “from what the...specialists told me when I went in to get checked out they said it will be something like what women have to deal with only worse. So you won't go crazy or anything like that but it still won’t be pleasant.” I noticed that Tara’s husband had gotten up and left the room due to the topic of the discussion.

“Oh joy” I reply sarcastically as I get up from my chair to put my dish in the washer and Sweetie’s tray in the garbage. As I close the dishwasher and turn around I see Tara walk into the kitchen levitating Sweetie up to me.

“Can you give Sweetie Belle a bath? I have to go make a few calls.” Tara says as soon I grab Sweetie in my magic.

“Wait,What?!” Sweetie shouted. Tara gave Sweetie a look that said she wouldn’t take any argument against it.

“You’ve been running around all day and you have tomato sauce staining your coat. You should also take a bath as well Vinyl you don't smell the greatest either.” And with that she walked out of the kitchen.

“She’s joking right?” Sweetie asked “After nearly ripping my face off like she did she has to be joking and if not I won’t take one”

“Do you really think it would be a good idea piss off the person with Twilight Sparkle’s magic?” I say as I trot towards the bathroom with Sweetie in my magic.”Not too mention we will have to ask her if we can stay the night since it’s starting to get late.”

“Fine I will take one under one condition” Sweetie said crossing her fore hooves pouting.

“What is it?” I ask.

“If she tries to tell me when to go to bed I will hurt her” Sweetie said

“If that happens I’m not bailing you out since it will be your own damn fault dude” I say as I start to fill the tub.

“What?! how is it my own damn fault?!” Sweetie shouted in my ear

“OW! Fuck dude! cool it!” I say as I rub my ear with a hoof before turn off the tap. What the hell did I do to deserve this?

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“Is everything alright in there?” Tara yelled from the other side of the bathroom door.

“Everything is JUST fine.” I reply as I glare at Sweetie with my eye that wasn’t covered by my dripping mane. I grabbed Sweetie with my fore hooves, now sporting bite marks from a certain little filly before burying her under a pile of towels. “Damn it dude just sit still!” I growled as i tried to dry her off before she gets away.

“NO!” Sweetie shouted before she managed to squirm out my grip.

“What is go-ooof!” shouted Tara as she was bowled over by a white unicorn missile yelling “FREEEEEDDOOOOM!!!”. Tara sat up after a second and steeped over the stunned filly before taking in the disaster area with a dripping unicorn at the center of it. “Is she always this bad?” Tara asked.

“I wouldn’t know...I’ve never had to give her baths before today when she was a full grown man.” I deadpanned.

“Ouch my head!” Sweetie whined as she sat up with a dazed expression.

“I’m gonna clean up before I take my bath so I’ll let you take care of the little monster Tara” I say as I get to work cleaning the bathroom.

“Umm ok...” Tara says with a concerned look on her face as she lead Sweetie out of the bathroom.

“....Dick....” was all Sweetie said

After my bath I was about to just walk out of the bathroom when I looked into the mirror on the back of the door. My mane was a mess and I sat there debating if i should fix it. After a few minutes of debating I decided any right to my masculinity went out the window when I decided to to use Vinyl’s name and after a quick brushing to give it that familiar Vinyl Scratch look I walked out of the bathroom. As soon as I reached the living room doorway and got a good look at the scene in side I couldn’t help fall over clutching my sides in hysterical laughter.

Sweetie Belle was sitting on the couch with look on her face that could curdle milk as Tara used a brush to style and curl her mane and tail to match the little filly from the show. “Sure laugh it up Vinyl! At least I didn’t get prettied up by choice!” Sweetie growled while pointing a hoof at my mane and tail.

I just shrugged “If I’m gonna have Vinyl’s name and talent I might as well look the part”

Sweetie stares at me for a moment as I lay down beside the couch. “Seriously Vinyl? Why are you starting act like this? It’s like you're trying to be the pony from the show and it’s kinda creepy.” I remain silent “Well?"

“Well what do you expect? I can’t exactly act like I used to due to the fact that I’m no longer human or the same gender!” I answer with a glare at the filly.

“That doesn’t mean you have to try to be DJ P0N-3” she shoots back with a glare of her own.

I sigh before replying in a low voice “I know...it’s just that I’m not sure how I should be acting...after all...we could be stuck like this for the rest of our lives...”

An oppressive silence descends on the living room as the words leave my muzzle. After what seems like an eternity the silence is broken by Tara clearing her throat.

“Well it’s getting kinda late so why don’t we all head to bed for the night?” she says as she quickly trots out into the hall before shouting back to us. “Oh and there is a guest bedroom up stairs for the two of you to use”

I look over at Sweetie “Let’s get some sleep for now...”

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As I slowly wake from a very strange dream involving Celestia dressed as Darth Vader battling Barney while Discord watched drinking tea in a banana costume. I couldn’t help but notice how soft the pillow I was holding in my forelegs was. Then it moved. I snapped open my eye’s and looked at my supposed pillow to see Sweetie giving me a glare through a drool sodden mane that could blow up the world five times over before turning hell into a frozen wasteland.

“Oh shit sorry dude!” I say just before I let go and fall off the bed into a spectacular face plant.

“HAHAHA nice face plant!” Sweetie laughed before using my awkwardly positioned posterior as a springboard to get off the bed and out the door. I proceeded to sit in that position entertaining revenge plots against the little filly before deciding to let it go and grab some breakfast.

When I arrived downstairs I was hit by the smell of pancakes and I could feel my mouth starting to water as continued into the kitchen until I fell to the floor. I noticed a little white filly with her hoof sticking out into the doorway behind me.

“Dude what the hell was that for?” I said as I glared at her from the floor.

Sweetie came to me and started whispering “If you ever bathe me again the next time it will be much worse am I understood?!”

“I could just call your mother and let her deal with you” I replied.

“And I could tell her our location if need be so we good?” Sweetie asked

I snapped.

I got up and rounded on her “I’ve had enough of you you fucking spoiled brat!!” I continued advance towards her. “You have done nothing bitch and moan since this all started and be a general pain in the ass!” I was now right in her face “And as far as I’m concerned you can rot in hell!”. I immediately turn and stomp out the kitchen and back into the guest room before closing it with enough force to rattle the windows of the room. I stand there in the middle of the room for a few seconds before collapsing on the floor before letting my emotions go.

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After a while of laying on the floor my stomach decides to make it’s extreme displeasure known.

‘Thats right...I haven’t eaten breakfast’

I consider laying there a bit longer before my stomach makes the decision for me with an even louder growl.

“Alright I get the message...” I mumble under my breath as I get up, head downstairs and into the kitchen. I couldn’t help but notice Tara was hugging Sweetie and talking to her but I couldn’t hear much of what she was saying. I decide to ignore them and grab some of the now cold pancakes.
before eating them at the table I briefly consider heating them before giving up the idea. I glance at Tara and Sweetie in the kitchen one time before heading into the dining room.

I ended up levitating my fork and taking a bite of my pancakes. Eating alone is...well...lonely. After I finish up my meal I decided I needed to find something to distract me. As such I put my plate in the washer and walk past the two ponies in the kitchen to the hallway. I hear someone call my name but ignore it as I continue into the room across the hallway from the living room. I step behind Dj equipment and after fiddling around with it, I lose myself in the music.

Author's Note:

A bit drama in this one.

I hoping i don't get too much flak but I think it makes things interesting.

Especially with what will happen coming up.

MUAHAHAHA! Enjoy!