Duke Nukem is the test pilot for a teleporter, what it does is it sends you to a different universe. They have constructed it to stop the alien skum from attacking earth. But something went wrong, there was a error in the location and he was sent to a whole new place. He finds himself with no one around, he is alone, except for these colorful ponies everywhere. Without a clear understanding of whats going on, and no communication back with the base, he is left to discover a new world. Will he survive? Will he discover new things? Will he get a muffin? Find out in the story.