"The sooner I finish up here," Spike thought, "the sooner I can deliver my surprise to Rarity." Is his surprise him planting his spike in Rarity, oh no why did I say that?!
1468668 I'm writing more. I promise. When it comes to my stories, I can never wait until the completed product. I like to release it on a more frequent basis, in smaller intervals.
1468689 1468690 1468715 Boy, the Jeff Dunam gag got a bigger response than I was anticipating. I guess now someone needs to do a story about Achmed the Dead Terrorist being transported to Ponyville.
The puppet wakes up in Ponyville and is taken in and cared for by Fluttershy. She feeds him, determined to "put some meat on his bones." Things get awkward when Achmed thinks he's in paradise and that the ponies are his 73 virgins. There's the idea, writers! Get on it!
1468693 Hey Hey! Tell me... What kind of voice does Cootershy have?
I'm assuming she sounds nothing like Fluttershy. But seriously, I want to know like... what accent, how mature, is the voice clear or does it have some kind of trill to it, etc...
I mainly want to know just so I could imagine Cootershy breaking out into a song, maybe even a duet with Fluttershy!
Oh for the love of christ Flutterbox!? Flutterbox? Classy writer, you know I bitched about this title earlier, but to be perfectly honest despite how this fic turns out. That is probably, the greatest Fan fic title of all time!
1468811 People have speculated on what Fluttershy's cooch sounds like. I'd hate to spoil the mystery, which is why I've avoided describing exactly how the voice sounds.
Wow! damn this fix has really caught my attention, not because of the summary, but because of how many likes it got in one day! so, ehh I shall read and see for my self what all this commotion is all about!~
Chapter two is up! Thanks for 750 followers!
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"You dirty, rotten cunt," Twilight said, coldly.
This can not get any better, if it does, I'll have to give you all my Spikes
Daring Screw and the Temple of Poon?
Cootershy is an absolute gold mine of epic pussy puns!
This reminds me of something. Is this going to turn into a musical?
Hilarious
Give us more!
Hah. Liked the alliteration.
1466760 Oh no not again. Whelp, guess I'll read it later.
+1 joke fic in the feature box. Bleh.
At least it's more than 2000 words.
im worried
"The sooner I finish up here," Spike thought, "the sooner I can deliver my surprise to Rarity." Is his surprise him planting his spike in Rarity, oh no why did I say that?!
Jeff Dunham reference FTW!
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I'm writing more.
I promise.
When it comes to my stories, I can never wait until the completed product.
I like to release it on a more frequent basis, in smaller intervals.
We're still talking about cum, right?
For an extremely weird reason I can see this ending up on Broadway. There is an insane amount of comedic gold in this story.
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No, you're not the only one. Brad Jones did a review of that film a year or so back.
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....normally I don't favorite clop-esque stories. But this... genius.
*shifty eyes* I was never here.
This just keeps getting better and better.
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....Brb, reading
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Boy, the Jeff Dunam gag got a bigger response than I was anticipating. I guess now someone needs to do a story about Achmed the Dead Terrorist being transported to Ponyville.
The puppet wakes up in Ponyville and is taken in and cared for by Fluttershy. She feeds him, determined to "put some meat on his bones." Things get awkward when Achmed thinks he's in paradise and that the ponies are his 73 virgins. There's the idea, writers! Get on it!
1468693 Hey Hey!
Tell me... What kind of voice does Cootershy have?
I'm assuming she sounds nothing like Fluttershy.
But seriously, I want to know like... what accent, how mature, is the voice clear or does it have some kind
of trill to it, etc...
I mainly want to know just so I could imagine Cootershy breaking out into a song, maybe even a duet with Fluttershy!
Oh and... Jeff Dunham reference was awesome!
Oh for the love of christ Flutterbox!? Flutterbox? Classy writer, you know I bitched about this title earlier, but to be perfectly honest despite how this fic turns out. That is probably, the greatest Fan fic title of all time!
Gonna read it now though lol
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Considering I saw that yesterday, so it's still fresh in my mind, I just giggled fit to burst. DPV, a.k.a. Creepydash, you are my hero.
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Ya see that, bitches!? I'm appreciated around here! Inky's the AUTHORITY on crazy-ass humor!
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I get the reference.
Thanks for the feedback!
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I wouldn't have it any other way.
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INFIDEL
1468840 I'm sorry I just had to do that lol. But I do think this is pretty funny and Cootershy is well...a cunt, you get a favorite and like.
This fic is childish and full of immature and cheap laughs.
You should be ashamed of ever even having this idea.
I demand more.
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People have speculated on what Fluttershy's cooch sounds like. I'd hate to spoil the mystery, which is why I've avoided describing exactly how the voice sounds.
Some think Cootershy sounds like a slutty valley girl.
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Others think she just sounds like Flutterbitch from the Discord episode.
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Some think she's an overly sexy porn star type voice, like Jessica Rabbit.
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I'd personally like to think Cootershy sounds like Psychoshy, with the raspy, desperate voice.
They're both craving affection. Only one's more sexual in nature.
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You are a king amongst men for that one.
Cootershy 1 Twilight Sparkle 0
~Have a good one.
Orange soda. Everywhere. So sticky. Oh God...
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In this economy, cheap laughs are the only kind I can afford!
Thanks for the feedback!
Another one so quickly? Man, you're a machine!
I fear to read but I cannot look away!
This has got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read in my life.
MOAR!!!
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Silence...... I kill you
All my whats.
...Why does Cootershy have a gravelly, Brooklyn accent in my head?
My first thought when I read the description was "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"
But since it's a Bronystories story, I'll read it anyway, sanity be damneddl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Twilight_crazy_invert.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Twilight_crazy.png !
Wow! damn this fix has really caught my attention, not because of the summary, but because of how many likes it got in one day! so, ehh I shall read and see for my self what all this commotion is all about!~
You come up with the absolute funniest names for vaginas and masturbation, lol
I think everypony needs to get laid.
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I don't know about a gravelly brooklyn accent, but I've definitely been reading Cootershy's parts in a very masculine voice...
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Somehow, I'm thrilled to try and write that...
I'll give it a shot!
What in god's name were you on when you came up with this?
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The toilet.
This fanfick is one of really rare fics who can teach me more about english. I've never learned so many puss-related words! :D
Henceforth, that is what I shall refer to vaginas as.
*goes away*
*returns*
*sees new chapter of this*
OH GOD!
I can't read this without thinking Cootershy's voice as Flutters but with a NYC accent!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*proceeds to panic uncontrollably*
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I had to read the description twice. Because there was no way I actually read what I thought I read. But, I did.
You, sir, have the fearlessness that builds empires. Never falter. Never stop writing this kind of...you know.