The Super Exciting, Chimichanga-filled Interdimensional Story of Epic Proportions, featuring Deadpool and Pinkie Pie!
By Awesomedude17
(A/N Bold = Yellow Caption Box. Underline = White Caption Box. Enjoy)
-Earth-MLP:69.13-
"Oh God! I love chimichangas!"
Yeah, we do!
Understandably, you are Mexican-savy.
It was a normal tuesday afternoonish time for Deadpool, he had finished a job and wanted food, so... CHIMICHANGAS!
"That's right, author who is not really awesome."
Right... so Deadpool was eating his chimichangas at his headquarters (which was really just a motel room on the second floor), when all of a sudden, Taskmaster!
"What!"
The door burst open, revealing Taskmaster.
"WADE!!!"
"Tasky! How are ya? Did you miss me?"
"You're a dead man!"
"Why?"
Taskmaster lifted a photoshopped photo of Taskmaster shuffling with Dr. Dre.
"What! It's awesome!"
And bitchin'.
"I hate hip-hop! You're dead!" Taskmaster pulled out a Glock 20 and aimed at Deadpool's face.
"Oooo, I'm so scared. Bye!" Deadpool jumped through the window and onto Taskmaster's minivan. Needless to say, Taskmaster was pissed.
"My car! You are fucked Wade!"
"I don't care!"
Run Wade, run!
And save the taco stand!
Deadpool got off the damaged van and high-tailed it, Taskmaster following, and soon bumped into who else, but Tony Stark.
"What the... Wade. What are you doing?"
"Tony, buddy! Good to see ya. Umm, gotta go now, l8r!"
"Did you just say L Eight R to... and he's gone." Tony said as he looked to where Deadpool was just at.
Taskmaster soon came up. "Where did Wade go?"
Tony stared at Taskmaster for a minute and said, "I don't know, but I did see him pass by. Now if you'll excuse me, I need a drink." Tony went into the building next to him, which was incidentally, a Stark Industries building. Taskmaster decided he'll kill Wade later, so he went away.
In the building, Tony went to his penthouse suite and got a bad welcome.
"We showed him, eh Iron Man?"
"Deadpool, how'd you get in?"
"I used the elevator."
"Only I can use the elevator to reach my penthouse."
"How, and why?"
"Fingerprint scanner, so guys like you won't get in uninvited." Tony said as he walked over to the minibar.
"That's stupid!"
"No, that's sane. Unlike you." Tony had poured himself a glass of brandy to relieve the incoming stress from Deadpool's talking.
"Hmm, yeah, you're right. Now, I want to go into an alternate universe!"
"May I ask, why?"
Yeah, why Wade?
"Because I feel like it."
Tony stared at Deadpool for a few good moments and said, "You feel like it?"
"Yeah, I feel like it."
Tony pinched his eyebrows together. This guy can be so moronic sometimes, it hurts my head. He then got an idea.
"You know what, if it'll get rid of you, I'm for it!"
"Sweet!"
Tony activated a switch, revealing a huge device out of the wall.
"Stark-tech Transference device, It'll give you a new power for a year."
"Why a year?"
"Because a month is too short for a few people. Now, I'll set it up so it'll give you interdimensional travel abilities."
"Great, hook me up!"
"You sure, It'll hurt... a lot!" Stark said with a smirk.
"Pain is weakness and piss coming out the body! Or was it a warning to say, 'not good!'?"
I'm guessing the former.
I'm guessing the latter.
"Fine, hop in Wade!"
Deadpool went into the device and was strapped in. Tony made some last minute adjustments.
"You ready?"
"I am! ¡Soy! Я! Je suis! Ich bin!"
"Stop right there Wade, I don't need to hear you say 'I am' in ten different languages."
"Fine! Spoilsport."
Tony hit the switch and the machine turned on, and gave Deadpool a painful shock.
"OWEE! It hurts." Deadpool said in a whiny tone.
"I told you, and you also relieved yourself apparently."
"Wait what? Aww, who peed on me?"
"That would be you."
"Now how can I pee on myself when I'm here?"
Tony gave Deadpool an incredulous look for a few minutes. "Nevermind, just think about it and you'll teleport to another dimension."
"Okay, here I go! Get ready!"
Deadpool thought of going to another universe and then faded out of existence.
"Finally, now I can..."
"Stark, Stark you there?" It was a call from Nick Fury, the curator of S.H.I.E.L.D. on Tony's comms system. Tony answered the call.
"Yes Fury, I'm here."
"Good, You're needed to go find Deadpool for questioning."
Tony widened his eyes, then asked, "Why?"
"He's connected to a high-profile crime committed two hours ago."
Tony became nervous. "He, umm, went to another dimension."
Nick Fury paused for a moment, "He went to another dimension..."
Here it comes.
"And you didn't stop him!"
And there he goes.
Pinkie Pie was just having another fun day. She just got a 1 year vacation after so many years of working at Sugarcube Corner. She was spending it with all her friends at Twilight's library.
"So girls, what to do today?"
"I don't know, travel?" Twilight suggested.
"I don't know, I went around a lot before moving into Ponyville."
"You, traveled a lot?" Asked Rarity.
"Yep, I was like 'Staying in one place is boring.' so I traveled." Pinkie Said with a giggle.
"Wow Pinkie, Ah never would have guessed." Applejack said.
"Yeah, me neither." Said Rainbow Dash.
"Really, I mean, really!" Pinkie said with an incredulous look on her face.
The other girls nodded.
"I can't believe you girls wouldn't think I'd want to travel. You know what, maybe I'll see If I can go to a distant, faraway place, so that I can have fun!"
"Pinkie, how would you do that?" Twilight asked. At the same time, a figure faded into existence in the center of the library, scaring the mares. It then spoke.
"Hmm, I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore."
Nope.avi
We don't have the link.
Damn it all!
"Whatevs, what do we have here?"
Deadpool looked around to see six colorful ponies.
"Wow, ponies."
Rainbow flew up and took a fighting pose. "You're not going to hurt us!"
Deadpool took it as a challenge. "You wanna fight! Let's fight!" Deadpool took out his katanas, "LEEROY JENKINS!"
There was supposed to be a fight, but I was just told that nopony must die, so instead, you get this.
"WAIT!"
The two turned to Pinkie Pie.
"Why must we fight, we should have a party for that new creature here, he seems fun!"
"You got Chimichangas?" Deadpool said as he began to put away his swords.
"Yeppers!"
"I'm game! I'm so flexing game!"
"Flexing?" Twilight asked.
"Better than fuck, right?"
Twilight stared at the tall creature, and said, "Right, better..."
"I don't plan to stay though, I want to explore the multiverse!" Pinkie perked up.
"Explore?"
"Yeah, you wanna come with?"
"Yeah I do!"
Twilight pulled Pinkie closer to her. "You sure you want to do this, we only just met him."
"Twilight, I am sure it's gonna be fun. I trust him!"
"You trust him? He just got here!"
"The author is not gonna stop until you let the pink pony come with."
"Yeah, I'm coming with!" Pinkie said, impressed Wade can break the fourth wall as well.
"Sweet, I'm Wade Wilson, but you can call me Deadpool."
"Well I'm Pinkamena Diane Pie, but you can call me Pinkie Pie!"
"Nice, let's go! I got pizza in my hand somehow, and I want to go now!" Deadpool said as he held out a pizza slice in his left hand.
"Let's go!"
And so, Deadpool hopped onto Pinkie and the two faded out of existence.
"What just happened?" Twilight asked. The others just shrugged, also confused at what just happened. I hope Pinkie is okay.
Oh don't worry, she'll be okay. I promise.
Pretty big promise there.
I agree.
-In the space stream-
"What now?"
"How about into that world?" Deadpool said pointing to a world where a guy in red with a hardhat and goggles was standing by a sentry gun-ish device and a blocky thing.
"Sounds good!"
"Let's go Pinkie! To adventure time!"
"This isn't Ooo, Deadpool."
"I didn't mean it like that, I meant go."
"Oh, okay!"
-It has begun!-
Oh god, NO!
Because yellow text on a white background is just the most readable combination ever invented.
This's HILARIOUS.
Why do I like it so much???
Also, for all the haters, here's a picture of Deadpool riding Pinkie Pie.
Argument invalidated.
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I think he's trying to format it like the comics are but yeah. I hear ya.
It's in the featured box...
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I can already tell this is going to be amazing. Keeping my eye on this one!
I can't see that pic in the story, good author. Maybe add it to a comment down here? And I did try to refresh the page a few times. Also, I love that cover art. I could totally see Deadpool doing that.
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Have you guys tried switching to dark? I actually prefer that for reading stuff on here anyway.
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Of course. Deadpool + Pinkie Pie in the multiverse = hilarity and insanity. It's a winning formula.
HELL YEAH I AM SO READING THIS
Ohhhh snap! They be goin' into TF2 territory now. I wonder if those two will break the infinite stalemate on 2Fort?
How is this featured?
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Screw the rules,
I'm Deadpool. I don't even have to finish the rhyme. So shut up.
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*looks at ratings* 15 likes and 10 dislikes?! HOW THE HAY IS THIS FEATURED?! It doesn't have near the proper ratio!
1436541 Blame Discord.
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I want you to look directly in these eyes and tell me you don't want to be Deadpool's best friend.
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You can't. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE DEADPOOL'S BEST FRIEND.
Now be a good friend and don't deny Deadpool being featured.
Wat.
I see you changed the name, wise move, welcome feature box brother.
Brohoof /)
so much gusta
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Just 'so much gusta'? Didn't you mean to say static2.fjcdn.com/comments/i+cant+stop+flicking+my+eyes+between+1990+and+2011+_4adefcb80db5f91be54f8250a3e49a95.jpg ?
There's a picture for everything.
Why, yes, I am being a jerk for calling you out on a positive comment. What of it?
1435560 your just jealous you didn't think of it first
what is going on?
I love it, but yellow text is annoying.
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EVERYTHING
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Well,
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oh god YES
Holy Fuck! I'm featured! Awesome! Thank you all!
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lol, i drew a 16 x 24 in poster of your avatar nearly exactly, barely 3 days ago for friend at school....
anywaz I wanna see pinkie with her version of deadpools suit!
p.s. there's gonna be a deadpool exclusive game for ps3 n xbox next year.......sorta like that xmen origins:wolverine but way improved
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Allow me to help you out.
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Ta-dah!
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lol that was fast,thnx...
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Just muckin' about in the commentary and bringin' up pictures of Pinkie Pool in the background.
Google is a wonderful thing.
Also, I have to go to bed now. The sugar from this Faygo is wearing off. G'night.
1436811 g night fello brony plesant dreams
I would say it was rushed...but considering it's Deadpool and Pinkie Pie, it might even be too slow. I kinda want to see them go to the Halo universe and throw a party for Master Chief. Like a "Nice job pretty much eradicating multiple groups of aliens!" party.
Where is deapool from?
I'm trying to laugh, sigh, groan, and face palm mentally at the same time...I think it's because of lack of understanding what I just read...
The randomness is swirling in my head and turning my brain into a slushie. I don't like brain slushies! What do I do?!
Anyways, go forth and continue!
Tautologically,
~Plyxe
...ALL OF MY YES
1435564 A gun that fires cupcakes? But those fired cupcakes need the jobs they have to support their families!
Got one word to say...wat?
1436862 Marvel Comics
1436901 That's normal.
Well done, featured again!
But looking forward for more.
1437033 Agghh...suddenly I feel like breaking a chair up and turn it into mushroom soup as I fly with the universal flying space whale, bringing six bags of rocks in case I find rock eating human plants....oh...and my clothes would be dolphins...
1437149 That is also normal. This is Deadpool man.
I don't really know what i read, but alright.
Deadpool... and PINKIE?! THE UNIVERSE CANNOT TAKE SUCH AWESOMENESS!!
Wow this fic went from 8 likes to 60 in 5 hours.
96 faves, EAT IT WOLVERINE!
The style of writing is actually making me worry for the authors sanity... but fuck it, good story.
Deadpool...Pinkie Pie...Now where the hell did I put my tactical shitstorm alert?